Fake smile... selfish... me-first

[tiger7_88]

"they put a "Sir Cameron Newton: Leader of Men, Lover of Puppies...Esquire" jersey on Bear Bryant's statue,Well lemme tell you what I did. The weekend after the Iron Bowl, I went to Auburn, Alabama, because I live 30 miles away, and I poisoned the two Toomer's trees."

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

:P

[Floppin]

Sucks at YPP

[Chaos]

Would rather be a towel-headed icon and entertainer

[SIGCHI222]

farts awkwardly

[jasonluckydog]

Cam Newton doesn't know the NFL's divisions

"I'm so lost on the whole divisions," Cam Newton told his backup, Derek Anderson, at Tuesday's practice "I know our division and that's about it."

The Carolina Panther rookie claimed ignorance of the team in NFL's eight divisions and two conferences, then proved it when he failed Anderson's impromptu quiz.

Newton thought the Kansas City Chiefs were in the NFC East alongside his Panthers He had "no clue" who was in the NFC North, then guessed the New York Giants after some prompting.

"How do you not know this?"Anderson asked with a laugh, while shooting a Jim Halpert-esque smirk to the camera. "It shocks me."

[Guest Bwood]

Cam Newton doesn't know the NFL's divisions

"I'm so lost on the whole divisions," Cam Newton told his backup, Derek Anderson, at Tuesday's practice "I know our division and that's about it."

The Carolina Panther rookie claimed ignorance of the team in NFL's eight divisions and two conferences, then proved it when he failed Anderson's impromptu quiz.

Newton thought the Kansas City Chiefs were in the NFC East alongside his Panthers He had "no clue" who was in the NFC North, then guessed the New York Giants after some prompting.

"How do you not know this?"Anderson asked with a laugh, while shooting a Jim Halpert-esque smirk to the camera. "It shocks me."

Tannehill just did this with the dolphins and Matt Moore.

Idk why they both got stories for not knowing this though, I'm sure there's a handful of guys in the league that don't know the divisions when they first enter.

[megadeth078]

Can't memorize an NFL playbook

[fieryprophet]

Tannehill just did this with the dolphins and Matt Moore.

Idk why they both got stories for not knowing this though, I'm sure there's a handful of guys in the league that don't know the divisions when they first enter.

. . .That was the Tannehill-Moore exchange, word for word, just with Cam and Derek's names swapped in for the lulz.

[Guest Bwood]

. . .That was the Tannehill-Moore exchange, word for word, just with Cam and Derek's names swapped in for the lulz.

I am so damn confused now

[TNPanther]

Is just another spread offense failure in the making.

[Rags]

The Golden Calf of Bristol is a more accurate thrower of the football than Cam will ev-pfffffft hahah I'm sorry I can't finish that without laughing seriously fug you Bayless

[Dex]

[lightsout]

Won't play me in Madden.

[Herbert The Love Bug]

fig newton

dresses like a woman

and has a fake smile