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Has anyone ever opened the bathroom stall door on you while you were in there?

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Happened to me this yesterday.  It's a two stall bathroom, and there's a guy in the other stall next to me.  I'm sitting there taking my morning dump, when I hear someone come into the bathroom.  Now in the many times I've taken a dump in this bathroom, it's pretty easy to realize both stalls are occupied. And if there's any doubt, why not knock?  Not this guy.  He proceeds to straight up just OPEN the door to mine.  And he's like "oops" then scampers off.  AND LEAVES THE DOOR OPEN.  I berated him until he was out of the bathroom.  I said some pretty mean things to him.

 

I saw him later that day walking in the hall and before he could say anything to me I gave him the classic shoulder smash as I walked by.  He deserved it.  I'm his enemy now.  He might get his jollies off of walking in on dudes on the toilet.  I don't know who would willingly open a closed door to a bathroom stall without knocking first.  I don't think this was an accident.  He could have checked under the stall to see if someone was in there.  Or heaven forbid KNOCK.  You NEVER open a closed bathroom stall door without knocking first.  What the serious fug.  Rant OFF.

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Happened to me this yesterday.  It's a two stall bathroom, and there's a guy in the other stall next to me.  I'm sitting there taking my morning dump, when I hear someone come into the bathroom.  Now in the many times I've taken a dump in this bathroom, it's pretty easy to realize both stalls are occupied. And if there's any doubt, why not knock?  Not this guy.  He proceeds to straight up just OPEN the door to mine.  And he's like "oops" then scampers off.  AND LEAVES THE DOOR OPEN.  I berated him until he was out of the bathroom.  I said some pretty mean things to him.

 

I saw him later that day walking in the hall and before he could say anything to me I gave him the classic shoulder smash as I walked by.  He deserved it.  I'm his enemy now.  He might get his jollies off of walking in on dudes on the toilet.  I don't know who would willingly open a closed door to a bathroom stall without knocking first.  I don't think this was an accident.  He could have checked under the stall to see if someone was in there.  Or heaven forbid KNOCK.  You NEVER open a closed bathroom stall door without knocking first.  What the serious fug.  Rant OFF.

 

Would not have had an issue if you had locked the door.

 

His fault because he did not knock, look under the stall, etc......or, your fault because you did not lock the door.

 

I am sure it was an awkward situation, but he is not to blame.

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Would not have had an issue if you had locked the door.

 

His fault because he did not knock, look under the stall, etc......or, your fault because you did not lock the door.

 

I am sure it was an awkward situation, but he is not to blame.

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Would not have had an issue if you had locked the door.

 

His fault because he did not knock, look under the stall, etc......or, your fault because you did not lock the door.

 

I am sure it was an awkward situation, but he is not to blame.

 

It's a rickety old stall.  There is a lock, but the door is loose and doesn't really work.  I always attempt to lock it but it doesn't do it's job.  And still, no excuse for not closing it back after the accident.

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Who doesn't look for feet under the stall?  I mean seriously.

 

Question though:  Did you do the "fake alarm cough cough someone is in here" so he'd know what's up?

 

Why can't they make stalls basically like closets with real locks and whatnot?  I hate public bathrooms.

 

 

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It's a rickety old stall.  There is a lock, but the door is loose and doesn't really work.  I always attempt to lock it but it doesn't do it's job.  And still, no excuse for not closing it back after the accident.

 

Gotcha....and no, there is not an excuse for not closing it back.

 

Guy probably was so shocked and embarassed that he just wanted out of the bathroom.

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I got barged in on mid-wipe, and I submit it is the second most compromising position a man can be found in, after balls deep in another woman by your wife. There's just no way to look cool in that situation.

 

Anyway, since then I just always do the "Occupato Sniff" when I hear someone come in. Deucing is no time to play ninja; make your presence known...before it's too late.

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