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Wife told me this weekend that my pen0r is too big...


Jase

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I can totally relate.

 

I mean, women just started viewing me as a piece of meat.  I felt so objectified.  Seriously, how many times can you take people calling you centaur?

 

"Hey centaur, why don't you knock that can down off that shelf for me with your gigantic cawk?"

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I can totally relate.

I mean, women just started viewing me as a piece of meat. I felt so objectified. Seriously, how many times can you take people calling you centaur?

"Hey centaur, why don't you knock that can down off that shelf for me with your gigantic cawk?"

Being half horse..is it awkward at BBQ's when you take a dump on the lawn? Gotta smell like a petting zoo in the house...enjoy farm animal sized gentials..not worth the flies.

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