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Public Service Announcement: The Salary Cap is like Bigfoot

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No matter how many grainy photos and tweets you see, it's just some white trash Canadian dressed up in a Chewbacca costume.

Over the next few months, this salary cap figure is going to ebb and flow like the fried okra vat at the Golden Coral. My advice is not worth much but I'd suggest ignoring all salary cap articles, tweets, and posts because in the end poo will get done. It will save you a lot of heartache and diarrhea.

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No matter how many grainy photos and tweets you see, it's just some white trash Canadian dressed up in a Chewbacca costume.

Over the next few months, this salary cap figure is going to ebb and flow like the fried okra vat at the Golden Coral. My advice is not worth much but I'd suggest ignoring all salary cap articles, tweets, and posts because in the end poo will get done. It will save you a lot of heartache and diarrhea.

Good Poetry gives me goosebumps!!!!!!

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Much like the Finding Bigfoot TV show, it's a bunch of clowns wildly guessing with total conviction, paired with circular logic.

"I'll drop a Snickers™ bar here, to attract the Sasquatch! Sasquatches love Snickers™!!"

"How do you know Squatches love Snickers™?"

"Because I put one here yesterday, now it's gone!"

"How do you know that a Sasquatch ate it?"

"Because they love Snickers™! Cut Smitty!"

"What?!"

What are we talking about again?

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Much like the Finding Bigfoot TV show, it's a bunch of clowns wildly guessing with total conviction, paired with circular logic.

"I'll drop a Snickers™ bar here, to attract the Sasquatch! Sasquatches love Snickers™!!"

"How do you know Squatches love Snickers™?"

"Because I put one here yesterday, now it's gone!"

"How do you know that a Sasquatch ate it?"

"Because they love Snickers™! Cut Smitty!"

"What?!"

What are we talking about again?

Huddle logic

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Much like the Finding Bigfoot TV show, it's a bunch of clowns wildly guessing with total conviction, paired with circular logic.

"I'll drop a Snickers™ bar here, to attract the Sasquatch! Sasquatches love Snickers™!!"

"How do you know Squatches love Snickers™?"

"Because I put one here yesterday, now it's gone!"

"How do you know that a Sasquatch ate it?"

"Because they love Snickers™! Cut Smitty!"

"What?!"

What are we talking about again?

Quality post right here.

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