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To Future Parents: Stop Giving Your Boys the Snip

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Captroop Grand Master

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there is a reason that you're neglecting.  Lots of women think uncut penises look weird and it grosses them out.

 

Date a European girl, and voila! You're peter looks weird because it's been cut. Just our culture thinks that.

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I'm not too worried.  When the doc gave my boy the snip, he didn't seem to cut much off.  He's still got a half-turtleneck that we still have to keep clean with the same effort as if we had never had him cut at all.

 

So now his peter is going to look weird to american girls and european girls alike.

 

 

 

 

 

The Jase clan: Weirding women out with our penises since 2000

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I'm no doctor but extra skin is indeed cause for concern when arriving to infections.

 

How is it "Extra Skin" if everyone is born with it? Nature (or God, if you happen to be in Kansas while reading this) didn't give us a bunch of extraneous skin or organs. If we have them, they are probably there for a reason.

 

And if foreskins really cause infections, then how come almost all of Europe isn't exploding with venereal disease. In Western Europe, there is only one more infected adult per thousand, even though almost no one there is cut.

 

Face it, everyone, you were cut for basically no reason at all because of some backwards religious tradition. It's not going to harm you one way or the other, but don't try to defend the practice. At best, it's a completely unnecessary surgery you are forcing on your kid.

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