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MMQB Ranks the running Qbs.


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After reading the article I just got the impression that Luck can do no wrong.  Nothing is ever his fault.   Not a single sack he took was his fault...not a single run was out of place..

 

 

Best running qb.

 

 

Up next,  Andy Benoit smells and ranks the farts of a few Qbs.    The winner of the best smelling fart may surprise you.

 

Cutler?

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I'd hardly consider Andrew a running QB, and his inclusion was really just cause he fits with the current generation of QBS, as it turns out, Cam was grading out pretty well among the group, if not the best.

 

Andrew is gonna have a seriously fantastic career.

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Cutler?

 

That's what I expected also..  since Cutler probably eats a bunch of strawberry flavored tofu or some poo.

 

 

Surprisingly enough though,  it's Luck.   The warm inviting smell of cotton candy that filled the entire nose.   He also farted at just the right time.  No stray squeakers and definitely no silent offenders.     His conclusion with Cam was inconclusive,  since Cam's fart only filled half of his nose and he had some gas that was let out at the wrong time.

 

The other qbs will be listed in a future article. 

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biggest problem here: "correct" and "incorrect" decision on rushes based on receivers and play - not on what the QB sees.  Note: "Of Newton’s 16 “incorrect decision” scrambles, 13 still produced a successful outcome. In fact, several of his longest runs on the year came off incorrect decisions."

 

When 13/16 of what a writer categorizes as "Bad decisions" are actually good ones - at what point do you wonder if your categorization scheme is correct?

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It's always a good sell when a white guy is ranked atop in black men's game(Charles Barkley's word). That's what this Luck and Manziel thing is all about. You didn't expect them to be objective, did you? It keeps a people hoping. I'm okay with that.

You're right, neither of them did anything to merit all of the hype they're getting. Oh wait...

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