A real life Skid Mark: The 12 Days of Browns fan

[SCP]

On the first play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

A fart reeking of diabetes.

On the second play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

Two turd stained gloves

and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the third play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

Three carbuncles (google that poo)

Two turd stained gloves

and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the fourth play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

Four pairs of jean shorts

Three carbuncles

Two turd stained gloves

and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the fifth play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

Five fupa rings!!!

Four pairs of jean shorts

Three carbuncles

Two turd stained gloves

and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the sixth play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

Six feces stained t-shirts

Five fupa rings!!!

Four pairs of jean shorts

Three carbuncles

Two turd stained gloves

and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the seventh play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

Seven back hair trimmings

Six feces stained t-shirts

Five fupa rings!!!

Four pairs of jean shorts

Three carbuncles

Two turd stained gloves

and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the eighth play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

Eight rusted mini-vans

Seven back hair trimmings

Six feces stained t-shirts

Five fupa rings!!!

Four pairs of jean shorts

Three carbuncles

Two turd stained gloves

and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the ninth play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

Nine CPAP machines

Eight rusted mini-vans

Seven back hair trimmings

Six feces stained t-shirts

Five fupa rings!!!

Four pairs of jean shorts

Three carbuncles

Two turd stained gloves

and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the tenth play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

Ten Manziel tank tops

Nine CPAP machines

Eight rusted mini-vans

Seven back hair trimmings

Six feces stained t-shirts

Five fupa rings!!!

Four pairs of jean shorts

Three carbuncles

Two turd stained gloves

and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the eleventh play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

Eleven poopers pooping

Ten Manziel tank tops

Nine CPAP machines

Eight rusted mini-vans

Seven back hair trimmings

Six feces stained t-shirts

Five fupa rings!!!

Four pairs of jean shorts

Three carbuncles

Two turd stained gloves

and a fart reeking of diabetes

On the twelfth play this Sunday

A Browns fan gave to me:

Twelve transplant losers

Eleven poopers pooping

Ten Manziel tank tops

Nine CPAP machines

Eight rusted mini-vans

Seven back hair trimmings

Six feces stained t-shirts

Five fupa rings!!!

Four pairs of jean shorts

Three carbuncles

Two turd stained gloves

and a fart reeking of diabetes

[SCP]

Note to all Panther fans: if you want to repel Browns fans from your tailgate, hang this from a pole and display it prominently.

[Gucci Mane]

Lyrical wordsmith right here.. Fugg the browns.

[fieryprophet]

William SCPeare

[London Loves Luke]

 

Johnny's face as he hear's this sung around BofA:

http://zippy.gfycat.com/EarnestNegligibleLcont.webm

 

[Captain Obvious]

This post is full of yummy goodness.

 

[jayflip]

I googled carbuncle.

Never google an SCP suggestion. Especially straight to image search.

SCP, Huddle Poet Laureate.

[RoaringRiot]

Is it weird that I sang that out loud as I was reading it? 

[DaveThePanther2008]

Sums it up pretty good. LOL

[Chaos]

Is it weird that I sang that out loud as I was reading it?

It's only weird if it doesn't work. This song will never be the same for me again.

[MtnJax]

Fupa rings....

*cringe*

[Khaki Lackey]

[Cary Kollins]

Smelling diabetes ftw

[SCP]

Is it weird that I sang that out loud as I was reading it?

No, tis the season.