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Huddle Advice - What's the best way to ask your wife to get a boob job?

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Mah Brethren,

Long story short after a couple kids, the wife's "assets" have diminished. My wife (and most conservative women) is the type who would get offended if I asked her the wrong way.

Financially I would like to start saving up for them, hopefully in a year I would have enough money saved up.  

She has made comments in the past about wanting to get her boobs "enhanced", and when I ask her if she means a boob job, she says back to me "do you not like them?".  

So without hurting her feelings, what do you guys think the best way to go about asking her if she is ready to get a boob job?

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Tell her your coworkers wife just had it done and the guy was bragging all day about how good his wife and her new tits looked. And how inexpensive the procedure was. Maybe that will make her jealous or just curious enough to start looking in to it.

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But 4 realz... here is the answer....

 

You don't say crap about them until she brings it up again. Then, when she says maybe she should get them done, you say that you think she is perfect the way she is but if she thinks it would help her feel more confident you are all for it and will fund it. 

 

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But 4 realz... here is the answer....

 

You don't say crap about them until she brings it up again. Then, when she says maybe she should get them done, you say that you think she is perfect the way she is but if she thinks it would help her feel more confident you are all for it and will fund it. 

 

and don't expect that to be the end of it. Women change there minds like they change there hair color.  Start saving now and by the time she is ready you will have the boob job then some.

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My girlfriend said this is the correct answer. I'll personally side with the flapjacks one.

But 4 realz... here is the answer....

 

You don't say crap about them until she brings it up again. Then, when she says maybe she should get them done, you say that you think she is perfect the way she is but if she thinks it would help her feel more confident you are all for it and will fund it. 

 

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Tell her your coworkers wife just had it done and the guy was bragging all day about how good his wife and her new tits looked. And how inexpensive the procedure was. Maybe that will make her jealous or just curious enough to start looking in to it.

No no no no no. The very first thing she will say is "What do you tell your friends about me?" Never open that can of worms. Ever.
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You have mentioned it several times, and I'm scared to death to say anything about it, but if you want to at least go talk to the doc about it, I just want you to know that we have the funds to cover it if you decide to move forward.

 

I love you, now give me some lovin.

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