Eagles fans answer the question: Which Panther's player would you want?

[tiger7_88]

And the answer is obvious by a large margin.

http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2015/10/22/9598538/carolina-panthers-roster-player-philadelphia-eagles-cam-newton-luke-kuechly-quarterback

A theme post the SB Nation NFL sites have been done in the past and will continue to do throughout this season is "Which [opposing team's] player would [your favorite team's] fans take?" With the Philadelphia Eagles set to play the Carolina Panthers on Sunday, it's time to address the question and familiarize yourself with the opponent's roster.

 

Cam

Cam Newton and it isn’t even close. Instantly an elite team with Cam at the helm.

 

I mean

could you even imagine Cam Newton with this defense and these RBs?

I’d trade away 10 first round picks for a 26 y/o Cam

But, of course, the obligatory...

Cam is a bitch

I can’t stand that bitch ass bitch boy. Why is everyone so hype on him? Look at his numbers. They would be better in our offense? No. Because he is a bitch. You wanna stop that bitch? Put a spy on him, like Barwin and watch that bitch crawl into his bitch hole.

 Great idea, douche boy... because, you know, NFL DCs have *never* come up with the idea to "spy" Cam Newton. Brilliant!

[joemac]

LMAO!! Cam is a bitch...

[Mr. Scot]

That dude could use a thesaurus.

[Peppers90 NC]

every board has the local idiot, but the majority seem to have their eyes open

[Jase]

yeah, in the case of a team with a subpar QB this should be the obvious answer.  Philly fans are many things, but they don't sugar coat things when one of their players is obviously holding the team back.

[d-dave]

I will say, putting Cam in a Phily style offense would be super entertaining.  They do have some players on offense, except a pretty bad OL...

[The Huddler]

That guy is just irritable because of the issues he is having with his pussy farts. 

 

Call it a version on pms. Its obvious hes just jealous he has Sam Bradford and not Cam Newton. 

[Your GFs favorite huddler]

The level of intelligence in his observations would probably qualify him for an analyst position with ESPN....

[The Huddler]

[Mr. Scot]

FYI: Their answer on defense was Josh Norman.

If you're wondering "why not Kuechly" per the article it's because their inside linebackers are better than their corners.

[the butch]

Eagles fans have absolutely zero respect for our WRs.  I get it; I really do.  It's pretty hard not to overlook them, but Eagles fans are taking it to another level.  Funch is slowly getting there.  And Ginn is enough of a threat to open up his shorter yardage routes that move chains or set up easy second and third downs for our run game.  Our offense is working for what it is right now.

[manu4t]

Eagles fans calling anyone a bitch is hypocrisy at its finest. What a jizzwhistle.

[French Navy]

Most of them sound like they would trade their own mothers for Cam. And the entire Eagles offense too.

[2jakefansinva]

That guy is just irritable because of the issues he is having with his pussy farts. 

 

Call it a version on pms. Its obvious hes just jealous he has Sam Bradford and not Cam Newton. 

you mean he "quiffs"