Adding insult to injury

[Mr. Scot]

Several of us have an annoying Cowboy fan in our life. Maybe as a friend, relative, co-worker, boss, significant other (shudder) or something else.

For those to whom this applies, Thursday offered a little bonus.

So if this is you, three questions:

Who are they in your life?

How annoying are they?

And what did you do to make their pain and suffering from Thursday's blowout even worse?

[Jackofalltrades]

What kills me is one dude was talking about how dem boyz were going to destroy the Panthers and now his FB is clearly bandwagon Panther stuff.

On on side it's funny, on the other it's insulting.

[csx]

Reply in the form of a Haiku

[Bmullis]

I live in San Antonio and am surrounded by Cowboy and Houston fans... All last week I wore all my panthers gear to work each and every day and one of my good friends in particular kept saying how Dez was going to throw up the X on us and how Hardy was going to get all these sacks on Cam..well I text him during the game

[parker]

I grew up near Dallas.  My family and childhood friends are all Cowboys fans.  Honestly, I didn't do much because I remember us being 3-7 last year.  I feel pity for them because we have a good owner, GM, coaching staff. Look at what they get.  There problems are a lot bigger than Tony Romo playing or not.

[mbarbour21]

He is a coworker. I work directly with him. So I have been told all last week how bad my week would be if we lost. He text me himself before the second half saying Romo was killing his team and that we still sucked. I haven't done anything but post about it since I haven't been back to work yet. But Monday......is gonna be great. 

[Shadow]

17 minutes ago, csx said:

Reply in the form of a Haiku

 

Nameless, faceless team?

Did Greg Hardy play against us?

Enjoy Paxton Lynch.

 

[Shadow]

Nameless, faceless team?

Beastly Kuechly, Lukeness Monsta

The Dark Knight, Superman

[MHS831]

True Story--My son and I were moving into his room at UNC, where names of his suite mates were posted on each door.  We were organizing his things, and a male student entered the room to introduce himself; he had a very disturbed, concerned look on his face.  After exchanging formalities, he took my soon to his room where he pointed to the name on the door that was to share a room with him.  The roommate had already moved in, but he had not met him yet.   He looked at my son and said, "How would you pronounce this?"  The name on the door was A-N-A-S (we later learned that he was of middle-eastern descent).  My son said, "Dang.  We all wonder if our roommate is going to be an asshole, but your roommate is actually named "Asshole." 

It gets better.

His new friend said, "you have not seen the worst part yet."  He opened the door and he had a giant Tony Romo poster on the wall and a Dallas Cowboy comforter on the bed. 

The moral of this story?  I think you have figured it out by now.

I swear, this entire story is true.  (Anas--pronounced uh NAS) turned out to be a pretty decent guy who was rather obnoxious about the Cowboys.  He texted my son after the NY Giants game in Dallas this year, a game he attended---The same game the Giants blew with terrible clock management--"Cowboys win.  Super Bowl 50 bound!" 

 

 

 

[Shadow]

One point underdogs?

Hold up, hold up, WE them boys.

Thanks for the free cash!

[Ruff]

44 minutes ago, Bmullis said:

I live in San Antonio and am surrounded by Cowboy and Houston fans... All last week I wore all my panthers gear to work each and every day and one of my good friends in particular kept saying how Dez was going to throw up the X on us and how Hardy was going to get all these sacks on Cam..well I text him during the game

What kind of phone is that? I really like that interface. 

[CPF4LIFE]

My dad, my Uncle and the girl i currently talking too.

[Daddy_Uncle]

My most annoying boss is a die hard cowboys fan who thought for sure they would win. He is not a nice person and just very grumpy all the time and yelling at everyone. Well we both worked like 13 hours yesterday and were stressed out over black friday stuff but every time I saw him I said something like "how abought that game" or "hoe about those cowboys" he was getting so mad and it felt so good

[Goondal]

I did nothing to make their day worse, it is not nice to pick on the retarded kid.