Unto us a Child is Born: Perfection, Defeat, and the Greatest Story Ever Told

[PoundCat]

6 hours ago, PhillyB said:

He spent three days in sheol, a Hebrew word that approximates as "Metairie, Louisiana" in English

OMG I almost spit out my coffee reading this! PhillyB, sir, I do believe you are a fool. Lol great read, once again! :)

[Darth Biscuit]

That was so offensive Philly...

 

 

You didn't even mention Luke.

[bababoey]

Read me another story Philly

[arbnranger]

5 hours ago, uncfan888 said:

Another great post.. I've never heard of a "Jesus juke".

 

Jesus juice, on the other hand...

"Jesus juked the sandals off that Roman" 

[uncfan888]

1 hour ago, Will Lee Moe said:

2 yards more than half, actually. 178/2=89

Do you know how lame it is to join an opposing team's forum after you beat that team? Should have had the balls to be on here talking poo after 38-0 or before the game. 

[tiger7_88]

7 hours ago, PhillyB said:

i feel i should also add this: i was very careful to construct the jesus analogy in a way that doesn't offend anyone. i hope no one will see this as any kind of a jab at their belief system any more than it's an endorsement of it. contemporary christian pastors are famous for the invocation of the hilarious and completely harmless jesus juke, and this post may be considered accordingly.

thanks everyone!

God bless you, my son.

Or damn you.

Right now I'm confused as to which... lol.

(P.S. IMO New Testament God has a great sense of humor.  Old Testament God would have already struck you down with plagues! :P )

[beastson]

5 hours ago, CPF4LIFE said:

Everybody and there mama knows Matt Ryan cant throw a deep ball worth poo and we defended like thats what we were preventing the entire game. We really did not come to play last sunday.

Thats the scheme. Bend but dont break. Don't get beat deep. The panthers D somehow still managed to get beat on a play that lost the game for them.

In the playoffs that poo don't work which is why Kaep and Wilson looked like Tom Brady sending us home. The ball comes out quick on a 1 read slant, all it takes is patience. That's right up their alley. Man is crucial, but if you don't run man you have to jam their receivers. Defensive backfield has to help the DL too, make the QB hold the ball.

[TheRumGone]

Edited December 31, 2015 by TheRumGone

[caatfan]

31 minutes ago, Will Lee Moe said:

I've had over 1,000 posts on this forum on previous accounts. Lol I;ve been here. Can link if you want,

So are you the forum version of a job hopper, or the guy who gets fired from every job he gets?

[Montsta]

2 hours ago, Will Lee Moe said:

Short routes? Julio was averaging 13 yards per catch on Norman. 7/91. 

Yes, the majority of his routes were short routes underneath. 

 

[Montsta]

1 minute ago, Will Lee Moe said:

Oh I see. Norman just couldn't bring him down.

I'm not arguing that Norman played well. He played like poo. Norman has shut down Julio often, but as it goes with great players, Julio got the better of him in this particular game. 

I'm simply saying that you said "short routes?" and cited the yards per catch as some sort of indicator of what routes Julio was running, when it shows in the numbers I provided, and to anyone watching the game really, that Julio was running underneath a majority of the time. 

[GhostP.]

His best game against Norman in 2 years and that was thanks to the Giants showing Atlanta how to move Julio like they did

beckham ..  But let the falcon fans have their one moment to talk after the previous 3 years .. enjoy it while it lasts

[CarolinaNCSU]

That. Was. Awesome. 

[PhillyB]

54 minutes ago, Will Lee Moe said:

Oh I see. Norman just couldn't bring him down.

yes, that was the premise of the OP