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Official Huddle 2016 Cargo Short Pledge


Jeremy Igo

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I hereby declare that whenever possible I will wear cargo short pants, the most perfect and pristine garment available to real men, during the year of our Lord 2016. 

By doing so, I acknowledge that real men of substance and sexual prowess need pockets to keep necessities like knives, dip, fishing lures, throwing stars, and the phone numbers of adoring ladies hoping for our attention. 

 

In short... 

 

This...

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Not this....

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17 minutes ago, The Huddler said:

I'm sorry... I Have committed to having my wardrobe to being Identicle to Cams...

Kmart brand of course.. And yes, that entails going into the girls section 

 

 

Still not as creepy as cargo shorts

The only people that find cargo shorts creepy are frat boys afraid of getting their asses beat down. 

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