Why is it YOUR FAULT that we're 1-3?

[t96]

What have you changed since last season that's ruining our year? SCP, is the helmet in place?

 

It's my fault because of my jersey wearing. Wore autographed KB jersey against the Broncos for first time since getting autographed at camp 2014 and he did well but we lost. Didn't wear a jersey for the Niners game since I had to go straight to the bar from another event and forgot to bring one so we won that. Then went to my Norwell jersey for the past 2 games. The only time I wore it before that was week 16 last year... Well, I love Norwell but needless to say I can't wear his jersey any more. Will go back to my Nike Limited Luke jersey which I wore during the playoffs (not Super Bowl, wore TD for that) last year and we dominated 3 of the halves. So after this jersey change we should be back on track and go 13-3. As long as you all fix whatever you've done as well.

[AceBoogie]

I have a panthers chair I sit in. We haven't won a game with me sitting in it, but I keep sitting in it. 

[OneBadCat]

It's my fault for the Denver loss because I immediately thought once the Bronco's got that timeout in Gano was going to miss the second attempt.

I didn't get to watch the Vikings game because of bullshit work so I couldn't cheer them on.

[JccOldTime23]

It's my fault. My wife got me a Cam Newton jersey for my 30th birthday in July and it's the first jersey I've ever had. I've warn it every game. Also the day of the San Francisco game I was a guest guitarist at a church here in Greenville. The 3 losses I didn't go to church. My bad guys.

[t96]

6 minutes ago, AceBoogie said:

I have a panthers chair I sit in. We haven't won a game with me sitting in it, but I keep sitting in it. 

Where did you sit against the Niners?

[SCP]

My shits straight yo.

However, my season parking situation changed. The Panthers purchased part of the lot I park in and put in a right-of-way. That right-of-way eliminated my spot so I am now parking in a different space. It feels weird and now I can't go piss against the fence I've been pissing on for 7 years. I have to use a damn portajohn.


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[AceBoogie]

9 minutes ago, thomas96 said:

Where did you sit against the Niners?

Section 528 Row 4. Skipped the Vikings game stayed home and sat in the death chair 

[t96]

2 minutes ago, AceBoogie said:

Section 528 Row 4. Skipped the Vikings game stayed home and sat in the death chair 

Well sack up spend the money and go to the damn games. See if thebigcat will pay for your plane tickets to away games.

[Cary Kollins]

I sold my soul to the devil last season, with the promise that we would make it to the Super Bowl.

Surely that has nothing to do with this season.   : /

[PantherRN]

It's my fault for working. The only games I've watched start to finish live have been Denver (almost win!) and San Francisco.

Maybe I should quit my job?

[Smithers]

Last season I drank one Miller lite per quarter. I have yet to do that this season. I guess it's time to start.


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[SCP]

A f*ckin portajohn


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[hepcat]

I live in a different house and I'm dating a different girl than last year

[iamhubby1]

I had to move my man cave from the big bedroom to the little one, cuz the wife got a wild hair and had to rearrange the whole damm house. Fug women.