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Cam is Oatmeal

saX man

By saX man,
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I'll say it here:

(1) Action movie plots are overused.  How many power hungry bad guys will take the protagonist's kids??  

(2) Hot oatmeal sponge baths are relaxing

(3) Casino blowjobs are adequate

So, where does the night bring us to? 

That our hero is not a hero.  Sure, he doesn't have a second to breathe, but I just don't think he will take us to the promised land.  The team has become like maple and brown sugar oatmeal with 3 ozs of water 30 seconds into the microwave.  And we forgot to drizzle some chocolate on top.    

We have guys who are once in a generation in Olsen, Luke, Ryan, and TD but the entire organization has become consumed by one guy.  

I don't like the situation.

Solution: Get rid of Tre Boston.  I don't like his hair.  

-Jackie Chan 

 

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various kids cereals = high fructose corn syrup = GMO = cancer = death 

vaccinations = autism = death

corporate media = falsification = manipulation = mind control = death (maybe) 

san francisco strippers = cam newton = no tie = 1 play suspension = pink flaps = forehead kisses = quick bust = e cat = embarrassment = death (via suicide)

this thread = intoxication = i don't know what the fug i'm saying = keeppounding 

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7 hours ago, saX man said:

I'll say it here:

(1) Action movie plots are overused.  How many power hungry bad guys will take the protagonist's kids??  

(2) Hot oatmeal sponge baths are relaxing

(3) Casino blowjobs are adequate

So, where does the night bring us to? 

That our hero is not a hero.  Sure, he doesn't have a second to breathe, but I just don't think he will take us to the promised land.  The team has become like maple and brown sugar oatmeal with 3 ozs of water 30 seconds into the microwave.  And we forgot to drizzle some chocolate on top.    

We have guys who are once in a generation in Olsen, Luke, Ryan, and TD but the entire organization has become consumed by one guy.  

I don't like the situation.

Solution: Get rid of Tre Boston.  I don't like his hair.  

-Jackie Chan 

 

I have no idea of what you are trying to say but if you talking about Cam not taking you to the promise land ...He did but when they got there they discovered they couldn't afford it...team forgot how to block , coaches forgot they didn't  know how to adjust, referees forgot what was a catch and what is a penalty...Cam got realization that yes he is not the face they want representing them...Carolina didn't have enough money and investors to by the promiseland.

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