Currently in Atlanta and feeling poetic

[heelsrule1988]

 

[cookinbrak]

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

Falcons can suck a bagful of crap through the dingleberries that hang underneath a rhinoceros' fly-encrusted ballsac on a hot humid day,

and then suck it again.

[KSpan]

There once was a Matt named Ryan

Dude was named MVP - I'm not lyin'

With the game on the line

What happened to his spine?

To a win these Falcons were not flyin'.

[xlatinox]

16 hours ago, cookinbrak said:

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

Falcons can suck a bagful of crap through the dingleberries that hang underneath a rhinoceros' fly-encrusted ballsac on a hot humid day,

and then suck it again.

That was beautiful

[Leeroy Jenkins PhD]

http://imgur.com/IJZ4Qri

[KSpan]

1 hour ago, Leeroy Jenkins PhD said:

http://imgur.com/IJZ4Qri

It was a 25-point lead but hey, who's counting right?

[KBRed]

We are.


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[jayflip]

Matt Ryan, Matt Ryan

A historic lead you would yield. 

Matt Ryan, Matt Ryan

Get the fug off my field. 

So close to the field goal post,

When your team needed you most,

You shìt the bed

And lost it instead.

Matt Ryan, Matt Ryan

If only you kneeled.

But you didn't, Matt Ryan

So get the fug off my field.

 

 

[LinvilleGorge]

Falcons up twenty five

Game is surely over, right?

Falcons choke again

[heelsrule1988]

3 hours ago, jayflip said:

Matt Ryan, Matt Ryan

A historic lead you would yield. 

Matt Ryan, Matt Ryan

Get the fug off my field. 

So close to the field goal post,

When your team needed you most,

You shìt the bed

And lost it instead.

Matt Ryan, Matt Ryan

If only you kneeled.

But you didn't, Matt Ryan

So get the fug off my field.

 

 

Incredible

[heelsrule1988]

I'm home and I love that this has become a poetry thread about The Great Choke so here's a haiku to add...

 

Twenty-eight to three

Just saying that makes me laugh

Matt Ryan wears bras

[PhillyB]

absolute meltdown,

historic fail, ceding a

twenty-five point lead

[L-TownCat]

Freeman gashes and Julio catches

A lead too big to fail

Brady with time the game on the line

He sent Matt Ryan to hell

 

[Saca312]

The Falcons were up by 25

Their lead was sky high

Poo-stain Ryan went to the ground

So did their score; a meltdown