A preemptive Congratulations to Sam Darnold for winning his record breaking 40th consecutive Player of the week award for his MASTERFUL performance against the LASIK LOSER Jameis Winston and Sean Peyton, who some say, there are rumors let me tell you, I've heard them, I know you have too - they aren't very good, it's been said by MANY people that he as a little problem with prescription drugs.
Some say the streak of 40 consecutive Player of the Week awards doesn't count because he missed some games due to MONO, but that is FAKE NEWS. Sam won those weeks too! I have evidence, It's true, I do, I have EVIDENCE that Sam in fact WON those POTW awards due to his STELLAR play. He received MANY VOTES throughout the years to receive these prestigious awards on a weekly basis. They say the voting for the POTW isn't over yet, but I say he's already won, and you all do too. GOOFY GOODELL needs to STOP THE COUNT and give Sam his award that he has rightfully EARNED.