My wife + Twilight = Creepy?

[jasonluckydog]

I used to put more stock in the MTV Movie Awards than the Oscars, but when Twilight beat out The Dark Knight, that was too much.

I would have agreed with you a month ago but after seeing the movie I like Twighlight better and I just checked I'm not gay...I swear.

:hand:

nope.

[Scrumtrilescent]

I caught my female trying to watch Twilight one night.

I punched her in the ovaries and locked her in the bathroom for a week with a jar of peanut butter and some Tang.

No more Twilight crap.

[scpanther22]

Yeah, I did. My ex-wife was so freaked out by it she was literally shaking by the end.

She also wanted to leave halfway through "Jeepers Creepers" but when they showed the rubber-masked bat-thing she wasn't scared anymore. The first 45 minutes of that movie could have been some of the scariest cinema ever, but they completely ruined it.

Maybe it was just me...I thought the grudge just sucked..But jeepers creepers was good..IMO..cant wait till the new one comes out.

[Cat]

Did some guy just say he liked Twilight better than the Dark Knight?!

[Sultan33g]

Did some guy just say he liked Twilight better than the Dark Knight?!

the lucky dog...haha

[Jase]

My wife loathes twilight more than she does dan brown.

<< lucky man

[Mr. Scot]

My wife loathes twilight more than she does dan brown.

<< lucky man

Ditto. Girlfriend isn't a Dan Brown fan either.

[Panther]

My wife is into that crap. I've seen the first movie because she bought it. I watched it once, and wanted to puke. We went to see Saw 6 a couple weeks ago, and saw the trailer for the new one. They literally condensed the entire movie into a minute and a half. Just by seeing the trailer, I know what's going to happen in the movie. I asked my wife if I was right, and she said that according to the book, I was right. I asked her why she needed to see the movie since she saw the whole thing in the trailer because the rest will be boring campy filler, not to mention having to listen to all the teeny twitards crying through the whole thing. Apparently, I just don't understand. I'm 36 and my wife is 26. Maybe that has something to do with it.

She asked if I was going to take her to see the movie. I said no, because I refuse to see a movie where I'll have to check my nuts at the door.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

I support anything that gets women all horny.

[Delhomeboy]

I support anything that gets women all horny.

Put glitter on yourself. There used to be a time that was unacceptable, but apparently "Sparkly Vampires" are the new aphrodisiac.

[Davidson Deac II]

My wife is not certain what twilight is. God I love her.

[Zod]

mine and jbro's wives are going out tonight to see it.

We think they may scissor in the back of the theater.

[Jbro]

Weird

[Tweeder]

I caught my female trying to watch Twilight one night.

I tried to punch her in the ovaries and lock her in the bathroom but she just countered by grabbing my crotch and twisting and I was stuck watching the whole damn thing

Everyday is Twilight crap.

fixed