a message to The Panthers, David Tepper, and all of you "it's just preseason" "fans" on here

[GOAT]

I rarely drink these days, but I had to run to the liquor store and purchase two bottles of liquor just to stomach watching the second half of that shitshow yesterday. I am now hungover, reading the Huddle, trying to process how I feel about this team, and I feel the need to rant about over a dozen things. This is a fan forum, so if you're already trying to think of a gif to post or a funny one liner like "lol dude it's preseason" "lol dude go touch grass", you can go fug yourself.

I have been watching the Panthers for quite some time now. I've sat through a lot of bullshit. I'm honestly sick of it.

I'm sick of the mediocracy, I'm sick of settling, I'm sick of getting embarrassed, I'm sick of watching bad football.

This team looks completely flat, no energy, no discipline, no preparation, no heart, nothing.

Bad penalties, bad play calling, horrible fundamentals, inexcusable mistakes and missed opportunities all across the board.

These motherfuggers get paid more than anyone on here will ever make in a life time and they absolutely BLOW at their jobs.

These motherfuggers get paid to play a game that children play on TV and they somehow get a pass year of after fugging year for playing shitty / coaching shitty.

These motherfuggers eat, sleep, and breathe this game, they practice all year, their whole lives, and they just still cannot get it right.

We as fans wait months to see the team we root for take the field and show some heart, make plays, win games.

We as fans work all day, some of us in grueling jobs, long hours, travel, etc - and we sit down to watch some football to relax and enjoy downtime.

We as fans buy merch, buy tickets, show up to events, encourage these guys.

and this is what we get? Every single fugging year? No matter the coach? No matter the GM? No matter the players? Just complete dogshit every single season? Year after fugging year?

This is equivalent to being a diehard fan of a band, buying their merch, buying their concert tickets, etc and then having them drop an album that sounds like someone jack hammering a cat. Or going to their concert only to watch them trying to play their instruments with a fugging dildo. 

It is absolute insanity. It is an absolute joke bro. Like what in gods green earth are you guys doing at practice? What are you doing in meetings? What tape are you watching?

How do we string together a group of the worst coaches and worst players, year after year? How does that even happen with out trying?

Why is our social media team posting a picture of the definition of preseason after a game? Do you know how embarrassing that is? Do you know how cringe and stupid all of their content is? Get off the fugging phones and stop trying to be hip. Stop trying to save face because you have a shitty ass product and you think being funny or "cool" on social media will mask that.

All this rah rah crap, all these interviews, skits, "this or that", stupid ass social media trends, cut that shid out and start fugging focusing on not being complete horseshit on the field.

Players laughing and shid on the sidelines, "oh har har har I still get my game check and then get to go home and play as myself in madden then wake up and dick around at practice tomorrow har har har". Motherfuggers never worked a god damn day in their lives, they don't know shid about adversity, they don't know shid about hard work, discipline, effort, heart. These motherfuggers just out here running around playing a game half ass and collecting money. These coaches are all just failed players that can't give up the glory of being on the field and are out there trying to act like they fugging know anything. 

"IT'S JUST PRE-SEASON LOL"

"IT'S JUST WEEK ONE LOL"

"IT'S ONLY THEIR FIRST YEAR TOGETHER LOL"

"IT'S ONLY A GAME LOL"

fug outta here. Why even watch then? Why even go to a concert where they're playing instruments with dildos? What is the fugging point?

This franchise absolutely sucks man. Tepper has ruined this shid. I really wish I didn't like watching the Panthers, I truly don't even know why I do.

I would do anything to take this team over and actually show these motherfuggers what it means to work hard, have some fugging heart, give a damn, make plays, make an impact.

I wait all god damn year for this shid and here we go again. Every week until February we're going to watch these idiots "coach" this "team and draw up dogshit plays for them to butcher if they even get the snap off before committing a penalty.

"LOL LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS"

"LOL DUDE DON'T EXPECT THEM TO MAKE A GOOD ALBUM"

LOL LOL LOL GIF GIF GIF

says a lot about you as a human if that's how you live life. If your passions are that weak, if you are that quick and easy to settle.

I can honestly rant about this shid all day so if you want smoke please go head and quote me.

David Tepper, Reich, players, I want all the smoke. Social media team, come at me with that softshit.

I am spending the rest of my morning writing to the front office and DMing every single person with a social media account that works for or plays for this team to make them aware of our disappointment.

I may speak for some of you already and for those that don't agree, I am going to speak for you any ways.

Because? Because this is absolute DOGSHIT DILDOS.

[hepcat]

I mean my dude, chill. It's been two preseason games with a rookie QB and a brand new staff. If it was Week 9 with a 1-7 record then rant away. 

[Mage]

... but it is just the preseason.

[GOAT]

2 minutes ago, hepcat said:

I mean my dude, chill. It's been two preseason games with a rookie QB and a brand new staff. If it was Week 9 with a 1-7 record then rant away. 

you were saying you weren't going to root for this team or post on this forum anymore last year. remember? why are you still here? can't get away? you're just like me. stop making excuses, you obviously didn't read the post. stop saying it's just preseason. you're not getting it, you never will, rinse, repeat, suffer. 

[TheBigKat]

I’m right there with ya

 

i get ‘it’s preseason’ but that’s no excuse for coming out flat and getting your poo pushed in 

[hepcat]

Just now, GOAT said:

you were saying you weren't going to root for this team or post on this forum anymore last year. remember? why are you still here? can't get away? you're just like me. stop making excuses, you obviously didn't read the post. stop saying it's just preseason. you're not getting it, you never will, rinse, repeat, suffer. 

I just don't care as much anymore and it feels good. I've got too much poo going on in my life to let a sports team ruin my mood. But even from my most passionate standpoint it's really way too early to be writing multi-paragraph diatribes about the failure of this current staff and team.

[Jon Snow]

Do you feel better now? 

[GOAT]

if I had a dollar for every time I've heard "the Lions went 4-0 in preseason the year they went 0-16!" followed by a losing season, I would probably have a similar salary as most of these fugging losers that get to dick around on the field and call it football.

[TLGPanthersFan]

8 minutes ago, GOAT said:

I rarely drink these days, but I had to run to the liquor store and purchase two bottles of liquor just to stomach watching the second half of that shitshow yesterday. I am now hungover, reading the Huddle, trying to process how I feel about this team, and I feel the need to rant about over a dozen things. This is a fan forum, so if you're already trying to think of a gif to post or a funny one liner like "lol dude it's preseason" "lol dude go touch grass", you can go fug yourself.

I have been watching the Panthers for quite some time now. I've sat through a lot of bullshit. I'm honestly sick of it.

I'm sick of the mediocracy, I'm sick of settling, I'm sick of getting embarrassed, I'm sick of watching bad football.

This team looks completely flat, no energy, no discipline, no preparation, no heart, nothing.

Bad penalties, bad play calling, horrible fundamentals, inexcusable mistakes and missed opportunities all across the board.

These motherfuggers get paid more than anyone on here will ever make in a life time and they absolutely BLOW at their jobs.

These motherfuggers get paid to play a game that children play on TV and they somehow get a pass year of after fugging year for playing shitty / coaching shitty.

These motherfuggers eat, sleep, and breathe this game, they practice all year, their whole lives, and they just still cannot get it right.

We as fans wait months to see the team we root for take the field and show some heart, make plays, win games.

We as fans work all day, some of us in grueling jobs, long hours, travel, etc - and we sit down to watch some football to relax and enjoy downtime.

We as fans buy merch, buy tickets, show up to events, encourage these guys.

and this is what we get? Every single fugging year? No matter the coach? No matter the GM? No matter the players? Just complete dogshit every single season? Year after fugging year?

This is equivalent to being a diehard fan of a band, buying their merch, buying their concert tickets, etc and then having them drop an album that sounds like someone jack hammering a cat. Or going to their concert only to watch them trying to play their instruments with a fugging dildo. 

It is absolute insanity. It is an absolute joke bro. Like what in gods green earth are you guys doing at practice? What are you doing in meetings? What tape are you watching?

How do we string together a group of the worst coaches and worst players, year after year? How does that even happen with out trying?

Why is our social media team posting a picture of the definition of preseason after a game? Do you know how embarrassing that is? Do you know how cringe and stupid all of their content is? Get off the fugging phones and stop trying to be hip. Stop trying to save face because you have a shitty ass product and you think being funny or "cool" on social media will mask that.

All this rah rah crap, all these interviews, skits, "this or that", stupid ass social media trends, cut that shid out and start fugging focusing on not being complete horseshit on the field.

Players laughing and shid on the sidelines, "oh har har har I still get my game check and then get to go home and play as myself in madden then wake up and dick around at practice tomorrow har har har". Motherfuggers never worked a god damn day in their lives, they don't know shid about adversity, they don't know shid about hard work, discipline, effort, heart. These motherfuggers just out here running around playing a game half ass and collecting money. These coaches are all just failed players that can't give up the glory of being on the field and are out there trying to act like they fugging know anything. 

"IT'S JUST PRE-SEASON LOL"

"IT'S JUST WEEK ONE LOL"

"IT'S ONLY THEIR FIRST YEAR TOGETHER LOL"

"IT'S ONLY A GAME LOL"

fug outta here. Why even watch then? Why even go to a concert where they're playing instruments with dildos? What is the fugging point?

This franchise absolutely sucks man. Tepper has ruined this shid. I really wish I didn't like watching the Panthers, I truly don't even know why I do.

I would do anything to take this team over and actually show these motherfuggers what it means to work hard, have some fugging heart, give a damn, make plays, make an impact.

I wait all god damn year for this shid and here we go again. Every week until February we're going to watch these idiots "coach" this "team and draw up dogshit plays for them to butcher if they even get the snap off before committing a penalty.

"LOL LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS"

"LOL DUDE DON'T EXPECT THEM TO MAKE A GOOD ALBUM"

LOL LOL LOL GIF GIF GIF

says a lot about you as a human if that's how you live life. If your passions are that weak, if you are that quick and easy to settle.

I can honestly rant about this shid all day so if you want smoke please go head and quote me.

David Tepper, Reich, players, I want all the smoke. Social media team, come at me with that softshit.

I am spending the rest of my morning writing to the front office and DMing every single person with a social media account that works for or plays for this team to make them aware of our disappointment.

I may speak for some of you already and for those that don't agree, I am going to speak for you any ways.

Because? Because this is absolute DOGSHIT DILDOS.

LoL. Drinking for a preseason game. Get a life. 

[TLGPanthersFan]

1 minute ago, Jon Snow said:

Do you feel better now? 

This person is literally embodiment of the worst fans of any fanbase. 

[Cullenator]

mods really do need to put the suicide hotline in the sidebar

[GOAT]

2 minutes ago, TLGPanthersFan said:

LoL. Drinking for a preseason game. Get a life. 

 

1 minute ago, TLGPanthersFan said:

This person is literally embodiment of the worst fans of any fanbase. 

you're insulting the wrong person brother. focus on the shitty franchise you root for.

you lay in bed at night and toss in turn about your life decisions and where you're at, and nobody is insulting you. we're all on a fan forum, focus on the the thing we're a fan of, and where they're at, and where they're been. not me compadre. 

[TLGPanthersFan]

Just now, Cullenator said:

mods really do need to put the suicide hotline in the sidebar

Mods need to do something. 

[hepcat]

Just now, Cullenator said:

mods really do need to put the suicide hotline in the sidebar

I'm guilty as anyone here of reactionary posts after a loss but maybe it's time bring back chat along with heavy forum moderation so the fans can get their rage out in a safe space without spamming the board with knee jerk posts.