Bryce - A bye week plan of action for a man of action

[Judo Thoreau]

Folks, there’s been a lot of consternation around these parts lately about Bryce’s performance. With the overwhelming likelihood of the team heading into the bye week at 0-6, what needs to change? Firing the GM? Reich handing over play calling to Brown? Not likely to make much of a difference. In today’s world, going big and transforming oneself basically overnight can be the key to success. Why should Bryce be any different?
 

Bryce Young

• Small and thin
• Concerned about eliminating his mistakes
• Feels the pressure of the whole team on his shoulders
• Working with the coaching staff to maximize his potential
• Plans to spend the offseason working out and mastering the playbook

Pretty standard stuff for a rookie QB, right? Well not anymore! Introducing your new QB:

Bruce Young

• Stocky, Dad bod
• Concerned about eliminating YOUR mistakes
• Feels no pressure, man. He’s seen it all
• Working with the coaching staff to maximize their potential
• Plans to spend the offseason with Ricky Williams and Bill Walton

 

[Ornias]

[Waldo]

[PghPanther]

Edited October 10, 2023 by PghPanther

[chknwing]

[ickmule]

[rayzor]

16 hours ago, Judo Thoreau said:

there’s been a lot of consternation around these parts lately about Bryce’s performance

there's also been a lot of constipation in that performance. just can't get it going and we're all bloated and miserable.

[MechaZain]

From "for sure" to "fair enough" 

[BIGH2001]

Why does “Bruce” Young look like Carlos Boozer?

[MasterAwesome]

I'm down with Bruce Young.  I can already feel his warm gentle smile melting away all my stress.

[Judo Thoreau]

3 hours ago, MasterAwesome said:

I'm down with Bruce Young.  I can already feel his warm gentle smile melting away all my stress.

His top priority is providing a wholesome, relaxing gameday experience. Winning and losing fall into the background and you just go with the flow.