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Bryce - A bye week plan of action for a man of action

Judo Thoreau

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Folks, there’s been a lot of consternation around these parts lately about Bryce’s performance. With the overwhelming likelihood of the team heading into the bye week at 0-6, what needs to change? Firing the GM? Reich handing over play calling to Brown? Not likely to make much of a difference. In today’s world, going big and transforming oneself basically overnight can be the key to success. Why should Bryce be any different?
 

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Bryce Young

  • Small and thin
  • Concerned about eliminating his mistakes
  • Feels the pressure of the whole team on his shoulders
  • Working with the coaching staff to maximize his potential
  • Plans to spend the offseason working out and mastering the playbook

Pretty standard stuff for a rookie QB, right? Well not anymore! Introducing your new QB:

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Bruce Young

  • Stocky, Dad bod
  • Concerned about eliminating YOUR mistakes
  • Feels no pressure, man. He’s seen it all
  • Working with the coaching staff to maximize their potential
  • Plans to spend the offseason with Ricky Williams and Bill Walton

 

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16 hours ago, Judo Thoreau said:

there’s been a lot of consternation around these parts lately about Bryce’s performance

there's also been a lot of constipation in that performance. just can't get it going and we're all bloated and miserable.

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3 hours ago, MasterAwesome said:

I'm down with Bruce Young.  I can already feel his warm gentle smile melting away all my stress.

His top priority is providing a wholesome, relaxing gameday experience. Winning and losing fall into the background and you just go with the flow. 

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    • d-dave
      The Bryce Young "Game Winning Drive" narrative needs to end

      By d-dave · Posted

      Look, no one is ever a perfect player.  Since the QB handles the ball on 100% of plays offensively (unless there's a direct snap to a RB or something), I can absolutely see where they get an outsized blame and gain from what happens at any given snap of a football game.   Theoretically, there shouldn't even be a stat or idea to a 4th quarter comeback or game winning drive because you should already have done that during the game.  Losers!  Right?  Just because you win late doesn't take away the fact you tried to lose the game for your team! I'm not a fan of that opinion, but again, I'm just a moron with a keyboard.   Bryce has limited tools.  Bryce has not inspired the same level of confidence in us as Cam Newton did in year 3.  I certainly get that.  We traded a TON of assets to get Bryce, and we still suck.  (I mean, since we've lost games, we're losers right?) I completely understand that some fans are just unhappy with a limited QB and a team that isn't performing well, unless the other teams are worse losers than we are. I will say this:  Bryce will fight until the end.  Sure, he's has some real loser football.   But in close games, he's doing his best to comeback (even against a winner of prevent D). Now is it better or worse if your QB plays their best ball in the first half and sucks 2nd half so long as they finish with 300 yards, 3 TDs for your fantasy points? Who said stats are for winners anyway?  The Panthers and Bryce has a long way to go.  I'm enjoying the winning right now.  Though I do start each game thinking "how will we fug this up today?" Because it's been such a poo show in the Tepper era.  Will he prove to be a legit starting NFL QB?  Maybe not here as evidence by our record with QBs who were high draft picks.  
    • KillerKat
      The Bryce Young "Game Winning Drive" narrative needs to end

      By KillerKat · Posted

      Ive never liked the term game winning drives because they include games where the QB was part of or was the reason the team was behind in the first place. Ive been arguing against this stat since the Delhomme years. It should only count when the QB is out of the equation of reasons why the team fell behind in the first place and is at least half the reason why he led the last drive to give them a lead. It shouldnt count if they just hand it off most of the time and the RB is on fire and they go down and score a TD or FG.
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