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Bryce - A bye week plan of action for a man of action


Judo Thoreau
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Folks, there’s been a lot of consternation around these parts lately about Bryce’s performance. With the overwhelming likelihood of the team heading into the bye week at 0-6, what needs to change? Firing the GM? Reich handing over play calling to Brown? Not likely to make much of a difference. In today’s world, going big and transforming oneself basically overnight can be the key to success. Why should Bryce be any different?
 

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Bryce Young

  • Small and thin
  • Concerned about eliminating his mistakes
  • Feels the pressure of the whole team on his shoulders
  • Working with the coaching staff to maximize his potential
  • Plans to spend the offseason working out and mastering the playbook

Pretty standard stuff for a rookie QB, right? Well not anymore! Introducing your new QB:

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Bruce Young

  • Stocky, Dad bod
  • Concerned about eliminating YOUR mistakes
  • Feels no pressure, man. He’s seen it all
  • Working with the coaching staff to maximize their potential
  • Plans to spend the offseason with Ricky Williams and Bill Walton

 

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16 hours ago, Judo Thoreau said:

there’s been a lot of consternation around these parts lately about Bryce’s performance

there's also been a lot of constipation in that performance. just can't get it going and we're all bloated and miserable.

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3 hours ago, MasterAwesome said:

I'm down with Bruce Young.  I can already feel his warm gentle smile melting away all my stress.

His top priority is providing a wholesome, relaxing gameday experience. Winning and losing fall into the background and you just go with the flow. 

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