Any idea of what Young is doing in the offseason to improve?

[Paa Langfart]

55 minutes ago, CRA said:

I mean that FL guy who was running for POTUS had boots that were basically hidden high heel shoes.  Maybe we can pay Nike to develop some high heel cleat. 

That isn't actually a bad idea, but would it be legal?

[4Corners]

Hopefully he is taking steroids 

[Paa Langfart]

1 hour ago, PghPanther said:

being stretched on a rack

[CRA]

1 minute ago, Paa Langfart said:

That isn't actually a bad idea, but would it be legal?

I think the smart play is too just pay the fine for Bryce each week for his odd looking high heel cleats.  It will slow him down but the heels should help him see some routes he previously couldn't. 

[4Corners]

58 minutes ago, CRA said:

I mean that FL guy who was running for POTUS had boots that were basically hidden high heel shoes.  Maybe we can pay Nike to develop some high heel cleat. 

Oh oh u talk politics in main forum I report u

[Paa Langfart]

Just now, CRA said:

I think the smart play is too just pay the fine for Bryce each week for his odd looking high heel cleats.  It will slow him down but the heels should help him see some routes he previously couldn't. 

I mean even an inch would help

[CRA]

2 minutes ago, 4Corners said:

Oh oh u talk politics in main forum I report u

I'm talking hidden high heels bruh  

you got a better idea for Bryce? 

 

[4Corners]

3 minutes ago, CRA said:

I'm talking hidden high heels bruh  

you got a better idea for Bryce? 

Yeah, I said steroids. 
 

also maybe he can get that surgery that Cotton Hill had after he killed 50 men. 

Edited January 30 by 4Corners

[CRA]

Just now, 4Corners said:

Yeah, I said steroids. 
 

also maybe he can get that surgery that Cotton Hill had after he killed 50 men. attach his feet to a different set of legs. 

or....hear me out...inverse pistol formation.  Bryce lines up behind Hubbard.  Direct snap to Hubbard.  Bryce jumps on Hubbard's back.  Hands ball up to Bryce.  Bryce then has vision over the lines. 

[Lame Duck]

5 minutes ago, CRA said:

I'm talking hidden high heels bruh  

you got a better idea for Bryce? 

 

[CBDellinger]

I heard he playing the role of Toad in a live action mario kart style story.

[CRA]

5 minutes ago, CRA said:

or....hear me out...inverse pistol formation.  Bryce lines up behind Hubbard.  Direct snap to Hubbard.  Bryce jumps on Hubbard's back.  Hands ball up to Bryce.  Bryce then has vision over the lines. 

basically make the dad Hubbard.  Bryce is the little boy.  Now replace the soccer ball with a football.  BOOM.  We got ourselves a Tom Brady part 2. 

*editing in now that the vision is coming more clear!!!  Make the dad Sanders.   Give him something productive to do.  I'm sure we could come up some cool nickname for this too.  Like some 80s cartoon where the hero robots combine to make a super animal robot. 

[raleigh-panther]

2 hours ago, TheBigKat said:

working with his nutritionists so he can be a big boy

Cold

very cold

…but I did lol because I’m shallow 

[KatsAzz]

1 hour ago, PghPanther said:

being stretched on a rack

Bryce Young will only be placed on a rack if he has lots of bad games in a row this season.