Lesson #1 about gambling

[The Saltman]

I know I know :( hey atleast with the 2 I can get my backyard sodded with grass.

[Happy Panther]

#1 rule- Don't.

#2 rule- Quit while ahead

#3 rule- Only gamble sober

I never follow these silly rules

[88 Bronco]

I know I know :( hey atleast with the 2 I can get my backyard sodded with grass.

Is that a euphemism?

[Dpantherman]

Oh be honest, you were whoring weren't you??

[Darth Biscuit]

Well on the plus side at least you didn't lose your own money.

[blackcatgrowl]

Law of averages brah. The house is has odds in their favor to win. Else they couldn't afford to be in business.

The more you play... the chances are, you're gonna lose. You finish a night ahead, put that poo in the bank, and walk back in with what you started with the night before.

[Wither]

Never gamble with herpes.

[HoFBound90]

you could have at least blown that lost 3k on something so much more fun in vegas...especially when you are drunk. clubs, alcohal, shows, hookers, drugs, all the good stuff.

[Davidson Deac II]

you could have at least blown that lost 3k on something so much more fun in vegas...especially when you are drunk. clubs, alcohal, shows, hookers, drugs, all the good stuff.

I think 3 grand would last at least a couple of hours in a good vegas strip club, and 2 days in one of the skanky ones. :)

[Donald LaFell]

did anybody make a joke about that kenny rodgers song yet

[teeray]

Lesson #1 about gambling: Don't play the slots dipsh*t!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Head to the poker room, sportsbook, or (if you don't mind the house only having a slight advantage) the craps and blackjack tables.

[Doc Holiday]

#1 never bet more then you are willing to lose

#2 never drink

#3 if your are on a heater you don't leave the table even if it means shitting your pants

[Johnny Rockets]

Best gambling advice I ever heard on here (It may have been Delhommey) was to always take a pre stamped envelope with your address on it. If you are in Vegas and win $5K take $4K of that in a check and mail it to your house so it is there waiting for you when you get home. Feel free to blow the other $1K how ever you wish.

But where's the fun in that....

[Hotsauce]

Here is a good tip for all of you wanna be ballers, who likes FREE stuff from Vegas. However, to warn you, it takes a little money up front. My uncle has been doing this for years, so Listen up!!!!

The rule in Vegas is, if you want stuff for free, you have to spend a bunch of money at the casinos. They can keep track of you with a frequent player program, usually a card. Once you spend up to a certain amount, they do anything to keep you in Vegas, spending more money. This includes free flights, rooms, and meals (yes this stuff REALLY happens).

Here is what you do:

Take $10-15K in cash with you to Vegas. When you check into the hotel, ask to get a safety deposit box at the place you are staying, tell them you are depositing money. The hotel is required for an employee to physically count the money, and verify the deposit. Each day you are there, take out 2000-3000 and don't spend it. (Either put it back into the bank, or keep it in the room safe). The hotel has no way to track where you are spending this money. So your name gets put on a list, and the free offers will start coming in. You may have to do this 2-3 times before you get the really good stuff. I know it sounds silly, but it really doesn't cost you anything to try, as long as you don't spend the money.

Don't believe what I say? ...try it!