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Dear Santa

Zod

By Zod,
in Carolina Panthers

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Zod Grand Master

Zod

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Dear Santa,

Remember in 1984 when I asked for an Optimus Prime Transformer and you brought me a Gobot instead? Well, you still owe me, fat man, and now I am cashing in. Put down the insulin injections and listen up.

You see, this year I just want to feel a little better about the Panthers, if only for a day. I am tired of feeling like I am watching a team coached by Cousin Eddie as he empties his chemical toilet. I want to feel like the Carolinas have an honest to goodness legitimate NFL team with a future.

What will make me feel this way? I am glad you asked.

This Christmas I would like for the Panthers to beat the Atlanta Falcons on Sunday and send them on a downward spiral ending in yet another "one and done" postseason. At the very least, this will prevent me from the inevitable bourbon induced January coma.

Do these things and all is forgiven.

Love,

Zod

PS. If you can find a way to make Matty Ice crap himself during the game that would be awesome.

PPS. Fuggin Gobots

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