Wife told me this weekend that my pen0r is too big...

[Jase]

The question is, what does she want and how much is it going to cost me?

[Doyle]

LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Johnny Rockets]

Pics or it didn't happen!!!

 

Wait,.......no, what?

 

 

[Darth Biscuit]

[Jase]

I'm thinking she wants a new house, she's been looking at real estate listings "for fun" this week.

 

 

Yeah, right.

[Zcustom]

See this is why Jase is smarter than the rest of us.  We'd all just walk away with an inflated ego, maybe more...

 

Not Jase, he knows his schmeckel is tiny and senses that he is about to get pegged.  Smart man

[88 Bronco]

I say spit it out, it isn't yours.

[TylerDurden]

I can totally relate.

 

I mean, women just started viewing me as a piece of meat.  I felt so objectified.  Seriously, how many times can you take people calling you centaur?

 

"Hey centaur, why don't you knock that can down off that shelf for me with your gigantic cawk?"

[Anybodyhome]

I've been listening to that nonsense for over 45 years now....

 

I know better... they just want me for my money.

[teeray]

When she said it were you at a tiniest dick contest with a cash prize?

 

 

 

 

Edit:  PS-  if this contest actually exists would someone let me know.  Not for me, for this guy I know ;)

[88 Bronco]

^Micropenis!

[Datawire]

I understand.

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

I always get the opposite thing before being asked to leave, so I congratulate you.

[TANTRIC-NINJA]

I can totally relate.

I mean, women just started viewing me as a piece of meat. I felt so objectified. Seriously, how many times can you take people calling you centaur?

"Hey centaur, why don't you knock that can down off that shelf for me with your gigantic cawk?"

Being half horse..is it awkward at BBQ's when you take a dump on the lawn? Gotta smell like a petting zoo in the house...enjoy farm animal sized gentials..not worth the flies.

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