Doing Illegal things of which your wife doesn't approve.

[Happy Panther]

My wife is the most law abiding citizen ever, Not a bad thing.

 

She will come to a full head jerking complete stop at any stop sign.

 

On the interstate she puts the cruise control on the speed limit not more not less.

 

She is however a wonderful woman and pretty hot and apparently hasn't realized that certain sexual acts are illegal in NC.

 

Anyway we were driving back from 12S which is 6.5 hours. I drive 4.5 and we switch in Durham. I walk around to the back and fix a Vodka rocks in a solo cup which is my vacation drink of choice. Spend the next couple having a cocktail and surfing the iPAd. Pretty happy clam.

 

Later she tells me it freaked her out that I had  an open container. No problem. But I wouldn't think twice about this. I'm a risk manager by trade. I've got it all planned out if we get pulled over. 

 

Similarly I 

 

1) Buy weed but its a misdemeanor for possession in NC with no chance of jail

2) Play online poker which is entirely not illegal but people think it is.

 

There is no moral objection to drinking/smoking/ or gambling whatsoever.

 

But if I suggested jaywalking in downtown CLT on an empty street she would object.

 

Anyone relate?

 

 

 

 

[PhillyB]

i'm pretty bland when it comes to being an outlaw, but i have a lead fuging foot and it's cost me lately, so under much pressure i am now using cruise control.

 

wives and their rules, ugh

[TANTRIC-NINJA]

I carry Nunchucks and rock a throwing star " beltbuckle"...just in case.

[Mother Grabber]

I cropdusted a bunch of old ladies on an escalator once, does that count?

[Darth Biscuit]

My wife is somewhat similar in that she's a stickler for following rules... A goody two-shoes if you wish.

As for driving... She doesn't, at least not when I'm in the car. I can't take it.

[jasonluckydog]

My old lady reminds me of how prison life is during tax season and how I will be someones bitch if I even think about "playing" with our taxes...

 

 

 

 

I love paying the govt more money and I also love the IRS

 

 

 

[Doyle]

To me an open container is about as bad as a seat belt ticket. 

[Anybodyhome]

Don't even get me started on the seat belt laws... nothing says "Big Brother" more than seat belt laws.

 

My wife is the exact opposite when it comes to "illegal." We've been together 18 years and she's gotten more tickets in 3 of those years than I've gotten in 40 years of driving.... and she thinks I'm way too aggressive in the road. She just gets caught- I don't.

 

Go to a Panther game, she'll be one of those who find their way to the front row behind the bench... same with concerts.

 

We recently moved and were looking at houses... she tells me to pull into the driveway, get's out and starts looking through windows of people's homes... they're for sale, not vacant.... I tell her someone named George Zimmerman is going to shoot her and she laughs...

 

... and she is the GM/COO of a $6M/year business with a 6-figure salary... I do have to sometimes remind her she has no street smarts and is really a dumb fug at times.