Man convinces woman her vagina is haunted...

[Jase]

...and charges her $3000 to exorcise it with his penis.  Genius.

 

A man has been arrested in China after he charged a young woman to rid her vagina of ghosts with his penis.

The self-proclaimed “ghostbuster” was held by police after he conducted the exorcism for 20,000 yuan (£2,000).

After the woman, A Xin, called police a day after the bizarre event, police arrested Huang Jianjun, the Southern Metropolis Daily reported.

 

The woman, who worked as a spice shop employee, had contacted Huang after she became infatuated with her boss and heard he would be able to help.

 

After the two agreed to meet at a hotel room, Huang explained that he would be able to assist the young woman in seducing her boss if she allowed him to first have sex with her.

 

Huang asked A Xin to strip naked and lay on the bed for an examination before explaining that ghosts in her vagina were preventing her boss from falling in love with her.

 

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http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/08/21/penis-exorcism-china-ghostbuster_n_3788941.html

 

 

[Ja Rhule]

So... Did ghost leave?

[Zod]

Oh, I'd exercise that vagina all right

[Darth Biscuit]

I suspect it would take multiple treatments.

[Ja Rhule]

Oh, I'd sexercise that vagina all right

Fixed

[Hawk]

who ya gonna call???

 

 

 

Ghost Busterssss

[Ja Rhule]

Haunted Asian cooch... I see a porn movie coming soon.

[CLTPanther]

Perhaps there were cobwebs to help convince her?

 

 

[R0CKnR0LLA]

they arrested him for this? they should give the guy a medal, this is some next level ish

[jasonluckydog]

Sounds like a fun job and all fighting ghost and stuff.

[PhillyB]

this will be my new strategy for p00n-getting. nothing else is working

[stirs]

Haunted Vagina

Wonder if that is where the word "booger" came from?

[Zcustom]

What'd they arrest him for?

 

I thought selling people stuff they don't really need at an enormous markup was an integral part of free-market society

[Ja Rhule]

What'd they arrest him for?

I thought selling people stuff they don't really need at an enormous markup was an integral part of free-market society

Communist China...