The 5th Grade Litmus

[bigjohn]

These kids are being converted in the 5th grade. Many are raised Pittsburgh or Dallas fans by selfish parents.

 

 

Friggin' child abuse.

[Kettle]

Tell your boys to stand up in the middle of the cafeteria at lunch and yell "gimme two claps and a ric flair!!!" until the entire school understands the appropriate response:

CLAP CLAP WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I think saying nature boy sounds better than ric flair. I know it's been said both ways though.

[SmokinwithWilly]

Easiest way to determine who gets gameday mags. Who can do the best end zone dance? Simple, effective, and if you get a few photos of them doing it, could make a good young panther fan photo op.

[DecrypticShadow]

They still hand out those program magazines?? In this day and age with smartphones with 4G and wifi hotspots it really surprises me that stadiums don't just hand everyone a QR code when they enter the stadium to get the whole magazine online... Save the fuggin trees!!! Go Green Panthers!! Lol.

As a kid, I would only want one of those magazines if they had full size posters of players and Top Cats inside for me to hang up on my bedroom wall... Do they at least have these inserts??

[KendrickPanther]

Yeah when I was in the 5th grade the only magazine I read was Playboy.

[MichaelNewtonII]

Every home game I grab a handful of game day magazines for my twins to pass out to their class.

At the beginning of the season, they could not give them all away. Now, they have to find a fair way to pass them out, everyone wants one. They tell me the other kids wait for them in the hallway to get a copy.

These kids are being converted in the 5th grade. Many are raised Pittsburgh or Dallas fans by selfish parents.

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[MichaelNewtonII]

I'd say give them more then. Get this riverboat fully loaded!

kids r the future

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[MichaelNewtonII]

Welp, you know what your kids are getting the class for Christmas.....8x10 shots of of Cam and Luke for all!

FatHead>>>>

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[Jackofalltrades]

My son was a Panther fan the moment the sperm breached the perimeter security.

[jasonluckydog]

Liberals trying to ruin my kids and take muh guns.

[jasonluckydog]

my kids pick other teams as there favorite just to piss me off.

 

 

I have a Packers/ Clempson fan that I might disown,

 

 

[Captain Obvious]

My 2 year old wanted to stay up and watch football tonight. I told him he can't because the panthers were not playing. He looked at me and said Goooooooo Panthers and went right to bed. 

[SCP]

Yeah when I was in the 5th grade the only magazine I read was Playboy.

There were words in Playboy?

[KendrickPanther]

There were words in Playboy?

 

How else would a young man learn how bra size works?