Crazy Ex GF sabotaging my friend's relationship

[saX man]

It's probably another dude then.

 

Them tight young blonde lawyer dudes...lol

 

Anyway, it seems cool now.  We have a lot of mutual friends and aren't trying to make it awkward.  

[Ja Rhule]

Them tight young blonde lawyer dudes...lol

Anyway, it seems cool now. We have a lot of mutual friends and aren't trying to make it awkward.

And her name is Lance.

[saX man]

And her name is Lance.

 

Unisex names are growing in abundance these days :)

[Ja Rhule]

Unisex names are growing in abundance these days :)

Yep, cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy.

[saX man]

Yep, cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy.

 

Does she ever.  Not that last part though ;)

[Ja Rhule]

Does she ever. Not that last part though ;)

He spits it all on ur tummy?

[saX man]

He spits it all on ur tummy?

 

allldfnjsanl couldn't think of a response lol

[lightsout]

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

This is the problem.  There should be no in between.  

 

I've started to find this to be the case as well man. Boundaries need to be set and made.

[SmokinwithWilly]

The better the sex, the more crazy bitchiness you are willing to put up with. At some point, your balls are ready to explode and you say to yourself "maybe I overreacted to her head popping off her shoulders and spinning in circles for days at a time." Then you go and hit it again because you say to yourself, "maybe I imagined it." Then you realize you didn't and now you are left thinking about it. So as a last resort, if possible, hit it one more time and pull off one of the classic moves to get you in serious trouble (one eyed angry pirate, gorilla mask, donkey punch). that way you can look back on it and laugh about how you really got the best of her.

[Dex]

I'm beginning to believe this story was made up. Need pics to confirm.

[bigjohn]

Solution:  Get married.

 

 

That completely takes sex off the table, which seems to be the main problem.

[pstall]

If any man shall be controlled by a FWB he shan't be able to enjoy the fruits that awaits him. Lo he may think he is noble. But he loseth man card instead.

 

 

Book of pstall- Chapter 69 vs 4-6

[davos]

I'd echo pstall a bit

 

Both of y'all sound inexperienced and most likely didn't communicate.  Establish the parameters bro! Did you partake elsewhere after you broke up originally?