Richie Incognito is the kind of guy you want your daughter to bring home

[tiger7_88]

http://blogs.palmbeachpost.com/thedailydolphin/2014/02/27/report-dolphins-richie-incognito-smashed-his-own-ferrari-with-a-bat/

Richie Incognito told the Scottsdale Police Department that he smashed his own Ferrari in a fit of rage, according to a report from TMZ.

TMZ first reported the incident yesterday after a neighbor noticed that someone had smashed up Incognito’s car with a bat.

But now it appears that Incognito did it himself.

[Jackofalltrades]

Sign him?

[Mojo]

Serious issues, man

[Jangler]

the irony of his name.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

if the ferrari would have had a gun this would have never happened

[Catalyst]

Sometimes the answer is holding a baseball bat.

[Riverboat Ron]

Dude looks like such a douche.

[caatfan]

The family name should have been Incognizance.

 

Baseball bat + expensive sports car = shovel + deeper hole.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

you guys are all jumping to conclusions

 

we have no idea what that car did to him or what its put him through

[ECUPantherFan]

Would the parody thread be "Jonathan Martin is the type of guy you want your son to bring home"?

[TNPanther]

Would the parody thread be "Jonathan Martin is the type of guy you want your son to bring home"?

What you did there I see

[Growl]

I'll still take the car

[FattyFatFat]

If you like your daughter dating a raving psychotic. Would make family gatherings interesting.

[PhillyB]

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