How much are your genitals worth?

[Jangler]

http://www.gapyear.com/news/216582/man-allows-hyena-to-eat-his-genitals
 

A man in Zambia has lost his genitalia after approaching a wild hyena and allowing it to feast on his naked body.
Chamangeni Zulu, originally from Malawi, was acting on a tip-off from a witch doctor in Eastern Province, who told him he would amass sudden wealth if he sacrificed some of his body parts. The witch doctor was vague regarding the manner in which Zulu would get rich from such an act.

March around 4am, I went to a bush where I was instructed to be naked. A hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten. Even though I have lost some important parts of my body, I still hope to get rich.

 

 

 

[Wyank]

Instantly grabbed a hold of my dick.  Still there.  I'm ok with being poor.

[Awesomeness!!]

Ok what

[Jase]

hope the hyena didn't laugh at his junk before eating it.  That would have been insulting.

[Wyank]

He should of talked to Alice first.  He would have let him know that PB on the genitals would have caused the hyena to lick instead of bite.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

omg ban hyenas quick

[SCP]

He should of talked to Alice first. He would have let him know that PB on the genitals would have caused the hyena to lick instead of bite.

3/31/14 Internet Winner

[toldozer]

Jangler,

Are you paying by the inch or the pound?

[bigjohn]

A man in Zambia has lost his genitalia after approaching a wild hyena and allowing it to feast on his naked body.

Chamangeni Zulu, originally from Malawi, was acting on a tip-off from a witch doctor in Eastern Province, who told him he would amass sudden wealth if he sacrificed some of his body parts. The witch doctor was vague regarding the manner in which Zulu would get rich from such an act.

March around 4am, I went to a bush where I was instructed to be naked. A hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten. Even though I have lost some important parts of my body, I still hope to get rich.

 

 

Ha. Tip-off.

 

Going to sit here with my legs crossed the rest of the year.

[Anybodyhome]

Hors d'oeuvres!!!

 

 

[Mother Grabber]

these days, about $2.50.

[JJman]

Part of me wants to know how this works out for him.

[jasonluckydog]

I have a promise ring

[Mvp2014]

Holy hell.  No wonder they are over here phishing on craigslist dummies and such.  Look at the poo they pull on their own peeople!!  fack