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Draft O-Line: An ode to belly's and man tits

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A joyous day

Nipple Shorts has us guessing

Which way do we go

What position do we pick

Some say draft a playmaker

He runs the 40 lightning quick

Speed and hands that make grown men fap

Fug that poo it could be a trap

Speed, hands, and quicks don't mean poo

Without a 360 pound athletic tub of goo

It all starts up front with the fatties

The guys that keep their shirts on in the pool

TDs, rushing yards, passing records you fool!

All wishful thinking if there are no blocks

No running lanes or time for Cam to throw rocks

You gonna trust Bell on that blind side?

I don't care if Jerry Rice is out wide

Ring the bell Cam will say

I can't avoid 8 defenders in my face

All these Steeler fans in BofA fug this place

I want a guy who believes BoJang's is healthy

Somebody to prtotect Cam so he can get wealthy

We need some real men that can dominate poo

Not some project who was mediocre in D2

So gather round and circle jerk to the next great set of wheels

But with our oline none of that poo will matter

At least that's my feels

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Took a dump in Lowe's last weekend. Gorgeous bathroom and I thought of you the whole time I was punishing the porcelain.

Lowe's does have gorgeous bathrooms. But I prefer taking a poo in Home Depot because that way I know that in some way my poo is associated with Arthur Blank

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