Julio drowned in Lake Norman

[Chaos]

Next up to be feared....the Boston Harbor

[Snake]

If we can pull a transcript of the draft day chat room when Norman was drafted, I called him Lake Norman then in light of Revis Island being a big thing at that time.

So, Internet high fives all around please.

Oh yea well I called him lake Norman when he played at coastal #Winning. :-):-)

[Brooklyn Bully]

A lake is not tough but an island is? An island cannot exist without a body of water surrounding it. Lake Wylie is full of bacteria and disease, that screams tough.

 

True, lakes are nasty.

 

But an island makes sense. Throw the ball out to your WR on my tiny island and see if he catches it. Anyone can throw a ball into a lake. Superior is like ... big and stuff.

[SCP]

True, lakes are nasty.

But an island makes sense. Throw the ball out to your WR on my tiny island and see if he catches it. Anyone can throw a ball into a lake. Superior is like ... big and stuff.

Jimmy Clausen couldn't hit a lake with a football.

[KendrickPanther]

League of Extraodrinarily Bad Nicknames.

[KendrickPanther]

Jimmy Clausen couldn't hit a lake with a football.

I don't think Jimmy goes to the lake for football.

[MtnJax]

One does not simply throw balls into lake norman. You risk not getting it back if you do

[Ricky Spanish]

Next up to be feared....the Boston Harbor

 

Or as Gettleman says it:

 

The Bahstan Hahbah

[jfo89]

I thought his actual nickname was J-No

[PhillyB]

Next up to be feared....the Boston Harbor

lmao. trying to think of an acceptable stretch wherein roman harper begets a rubicon reference (because romans and water and war)

[Judo Thoreau]

Next up to be feared....the Boston Harbor

The Boston Tre Party?

[bab270]

True, lakes are nasty.

But an island makes sense. Throw the ball out to your WR on my tiny island and see if he catches it. Anyone can throw a ball into a lake. Superior is like ... big and stuff.

Yeah but lakes are found on islands, too. Just think about Hawaii, Cuba, Puerto Rico, etc. Pretty easy to throw it on those islands.

[Chaos]

Yeah but lakes are found on islands, too. Just think about Hawaii, Cuba, Puerto Rico, etc. Pretty easy to throw it on those islands.

 

I bet I could throw a football over them mountains.

[GRWatcher]

Lake Norman is a terrible nickname. How is a lake tough? It's big, wide, flat, boring.

 

Herp derp ... we have a lake named Norman here! That's Josh's nickname!

 

I hope it didn't go down like that.

 

It's so simple:

 

A lake covers everything in its path and distorts anything that attempts to pass through it.