50 Shades of Gray was the worst movie I've ever seen. (No spoilers)

[TNPanther]

It was so awful that I felt the need to post this topic. The girlfriend talked me into going to see that poo tonight. That's 2 hours of my life that I'll never get back.

No plot movement, buildup, or drama. Not even that much boobs or ass. Just a bunch of small talk and toned down sex scenes. Nothing spectacular. Don't waste your time going.

[bigskypanthersguy]

Nothing that gets this much hype is ever good.  That, and the subject matter just doesn't interest me.

[Paintballr]

I couldn't believe they were advertising a "50 shades of grey teddy bear" for Valentine's day on the radio. I'm thinking is it really that big?

[Arroz con Panther]

I already told my fiance that I would not be going to see that with her.  She's going with a group of her girlfriends on Sunday.

 

To be honest, the books were too "risque" to be made into a movie they can show to the general audience.  Can't blame them (Hollywood / the author) for raking in the cash though.

 

P.S. I didn't read the books, but we all know what they're about.

[MichaelNewtonII]

Bwhahaha!! Me and my date will be watching Kingsman tomorrow night (followed by a stop at the stripclub).

You poor, poor sapps...

gahdamn

[cookinbrak]

It's a movie based on a book based on Twilight fan fiction. It only appeals to 13 year old girls and fat lonely women.

 

If they had a promotion where you got in free with a Justin Bieber Fan Club ID, the theaters would be packed.

[sunbunny]

I honestly don't understand who this book appeals to. It's not the subject, the writing is just terrible. Twilight alone was bad enough.

[Jackofalltrades]

It's soft core porn toned down to a R rating, it was never going to be good.

[Jangler]

It was so awful that I felt the need to post this topic. The girlfriend talked me into going to see that poo tonight. That's 2 hours of my life that I'll never get back.

No plot movement, buildup, or drama. Not even that much boobs or ass. Just a bunch of small talk and toned down sex scenes. Nothing spectacular. Don't waste your time going.

 

 

heh, many men will go to get laid...so is it really a waste of time?

[pstall]

It shows that men are visual and women verbal.

Take note dudes. It you up your ability to talk her into a raging volcano then you are gold.

No charge.

[Panthro]

What if it's a volcano of rage?

[cardiackat88.]

For fugs sake people, just watch Secretary!!

[pstall]

What if it's a volcano of rage?

You don't need help for that.

[sharkkiller]

Read a "review" last night where a man went with his wife and said someone behind him kept kicking his chair. When he turned around he saw a woman straight up masturbating in her seat.