If Dave Gettleman wins us a SB - A straw poll

[SCP]

I'd like to know if Gettleman wins a super bowl for us here in Carolina, will everybody in Panther Nation agree to wear coaches shorts up past their nipples for an entire week? You can wear normal attire on the top and socks and shoes of your liking, but coaches shorts jacked up to the neck is a must. Who's with me?

Well?

[SCP]

[Scrumtrilescent]

Who says I don't do this already in the comfort of my own home?

[uncfan888]

I'm there. Been rocking this style since Urkel

[L-TownCat]

I'd eat my shorts for a Superb Owl.

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

let's vote on what the top excuses will be for why he's still a terrible gm:

 

"buh buh byron bell"

 

"he did it with hurney's core he still sucks"

 

"something something surround the qb with weapons"

[nctarheel0619]

I'm there. Been rocking this style since Urkel

God you're a fuging dork.  

[uncfan888]

God you're a fuging dork.

Urkel was never a dork

[Mother Grabber]

where's the poll?

[MHS831]

For Huddlers over 40--no underwear, so when you put one foot up on a chair or something, a foot-long marble pouch dangles in the wind.  And since you are over 40, you know it and don't care.  

 

I had a coach do that to us once--as the entire offense watched that coin purse swing back and forth--some of us became hypnotized and would cluck like a chicken when someone said the word "Ball."  You can see where that might be problematic.  True story.

[DanTheMan]

It's up to the PLAYERS not the GM if we win a Super Bowl.

[Dex]

For Huddlers over 40--no underwear, so when you put one foot up on a chair or something, a foot-long marble pouch dangles in the wind. And since you are over 40, you know it and don't care.

I had a coach do that to us once--as the entire offense watched that coin purse swing back and forth--some of us became hypnotized and would cluck like a chicken when someone said the word "Ball." You can see where that might be problematic. True story.

[Khaki Lackey]

We'll do it at the first home game of the following regular season. We'll call it "buck-knuckle Sunday." It will be glorious.

[Rhell]

Only if he releases Cam and fires Rivera, signs himself as the new starting QB/head coach, then wins the Superbowl in only his whitey-tighties that are pulled up to his nipples.  I would have to concede at that point.