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Not Panther related, but seriously WTF America?


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What IS gross is Zaxby's chicken. It tastes like processed rubber and their sauce is made from what I imagine to be a cocktail of vaginal discharge and Rosie O'Donnell's sweat. Great Milkshakes though. 

I don't think that last complement can undue the pain they feel from that slap across the face in the previous sentence. Ouch.

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INGREDIENTS:

Soybean Oil, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Water, Distilled Vinegar, Sugar, Tomato Paste, Egg Yolk, Onion, Salt, Pickle Juice, Mustard Seed, Spice, Seasoning (Herbs and Spices, Monosodium Glutamate, Salt, Garlic Powder), Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate Added As Preservatives, Xanthan Gum, Propylene Glycol Alginate, White Wine, Corn Syrup, Molasses, Caramel Color, Dehydrated Garlic, Citric Acid, Tartaric Acid, Natural Flavor, Tamarind, Calcium Disodium EDTA Added To Protect Flavor, Polysorbate 80.

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WTF America is more like it for that new Pizza Hut pizza that has hot dogs in the crust. You wonder why the world hates us?! It's that kinda poo right there. 

It's like Xzibit did a Pimp My Ride on a pizza. 

"Yo dawg! I heard you like fat in your fat so I fatted up your fat with some fat!"

Seriously WTF. 

what's funny is that product has been available overseas for years prior to showing up in the US

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I'm... I'm so confused right now... 

I thought their slogan was "Finger Lickin' Good" for so long, the sauce name just makes sense... I don't understand this thread and why it's gross.

What IS gross is Zaxby's chicken. It tastes like processed rubber and their sauce is made from what I imagine to be a cocktail of vaginal discharge and Rosie O'Donnell's sweat. Great Milkshakes though. 

I don't know, maybe because....... ITS A SAUCE MADE BY KFC. KFC is good for coleslaw only.
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INGREDIENTS:

Soybean Oil, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Water, Distilled Vinegar, Sugar, Tomato Paste, Egg Yolk, Onion, Salt, Pickle Juice, Mustard Seed, Spice, Seasoning (Herbs and Spices, Monosodium Glutamate, Salt, Garlic Powder), Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate Added As Preservatives, Xanthan Gum, Propylene Glycol Alginate, White Wine, Corn Syrup, Molasses, Caramel Color, Dehydrated Garlic, Citric Acid, Tartaric Acid, Natural Flavor, Tamarind, Calcium Disodium EDTA Added To Protect Flavor, Polysorbate 80.

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Sounds like a great product to replace muratic acid for etching concrete.
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i have a friend that taught in Turkey for a couple years and went to a KFC there. he saw something called chicken sauce on the menu and the person behind the counter said you dip your chicken in it. they couldn't explain what it was but said that it was popular there and here in the states. he ordered it and found out that it was gravy. they don't have mashed potatoes there, but for some reason they had a lot of gravy and just used it to dip the chicken in. he said it was good, btw. i think it's still KFC and would be nasty regardless of where it was.

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WTF America is more like it for that new Pizza Hut pizza that has hot dogs in the crust. You wonder why the world hates us?! It's that kinda poo right there. 

It's like Xzibit did a Pimp My Ride on a pizza. 

"Yo dawg! I heard you like fat in your fat so I fatted up your fat with some fat!"

Seriously WTF. 

What's funny about this is Pizza Hut and KFC are under the same parent company.
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