Russell "Golden Calf of Bristol" Wilson

[PhillyB]

can't reason someone out of something they didn't reason themselves into.

ESPECIALLY if god is doling out hot poontang.

[Cary Kollins]

I wish someone would ask him what God's voice sounds like

in a stunning turn of events, God's voice sounds exactly like a bumbling John Madden

[Pejorative Miscreant]

Ciara already has a kid. I'm pretty sure you can't just retcon out your previous sex before marriage.

They can go on the abstinence speaking tour with Bristol Palin.

I think it's possible to revirginate yourself if you try really hard

[Jangler]

God has only told me to leave. Leave now!

[GoobyPls]

Rumor has it Cam was with Ciara a while ago, he can ask Russell how his ........ taste.

[Cary Kollins]

That new Russell Wilsoninterview, nearly a full hour in all, contains plenty of interesting things. Along with multiple examples of Wilson hearing the voice of God, directly and audibly.

“The play happens, and they pick the ball off. And I take three steps,” Wilson said. “And on the third step God says to me, ‘I’m using you. . . . I want to see how you respond. But most importantly I want them to see how you respond.”

 

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/07/06/russell-wilson-says-god-spoke-to-him-right-after-super-bowl-interception/

 

 

[Batman]

 

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/07/06/russell-wilson-says-god-spoke-to-him-right-after-super-bowl-interception/

 

 

What. The. Fug.

[teeray]

What is really weird is that i was talking to God the other day and he said Russell Wilson is full of sh!t.

 

[PhillyB]

you guys know this is incredibly common, right? the vast majority of christians believe god has a defined plan for their lives, that they're there for a reason, that they need to cultivate an awareness of that purpose. some of you should check out t.m. luhrmann's book "when god talks back" to better understand how evangelicals understand their relationships with god.

i think the most obvious problem is that fact that it takes an incredibly level of smarmy self-assurance to believe god's designing your life to make a zillion dollars and testing you on the field while other peoples' life designs are to got shot in the face or raped and murdered. yeah god totally will help you "lead" ciara if you pray about it but kids are dying in droves in asia. ok

[KintnerBoy]

Young ppl in love be act'n so silly.

[Cary Kollins]

you guys know this is incredibly common, right? the vast majority of christians believe god has a defined plan for their lives, that they're there for a reason, that they need to cultivate an awareness of that purpose. some of you should check out t.m. luhrmann's book "when god talks back" to better understand how evangelicals understand their relationships with god.

i think the most obvious problem is that fact that it takes an incredibly level of smarmy self-assurance to believe god's designing your life to make a zillion dollars and testing you on the field while other peoples' life designs are to got shot in the face or raped and murdered. yeah god totally will help you "lead" ciara if you pray about it but kids are dying in droves in asia. ok

not to mention how many people believe what they do simply because they want to get to "heaven" or "paradise". The selfishness in that way of thinking is unreal.

 

 

 

[The Huddler]

he wins = I like him

 

lol yall would be superbowl champs again this year by a wide margin if you had a QB who didnt screw up the best team in football

 

how the fug did he theow 4 picks and less than 100 yards and yall win on the NFCCG?? 

 

Your team wins= russell gets elevated far beyond what he is, which is a QB that cant get it done in the pocket and actually carry a team. 

 

All hes done is not fug it up, until recently

 

your team knows his true value, watch what happens

[SCP]

What about last Nov/Dec (right after Wilson filed for divorce) when Joseph Fauria (WWE) was tweeting how Wilson was banging his GF (Erika Hammond)? Did God tell Wilson to do that, too?

That's my point. Religion aside, the dude talks out of both sides of his mouth and is put on this pedestal. He just grinds my gears man. He must have a direct line with God though because some of those floating rainbow passes he throws should have been picked of 20 times. And the dude fumbled the ball 11 times last year and it bounced back to him 11 times. Who knows, maybe the douche does have an open line with the big man.

[Jangler]

It's real easy to find shrooms in the NW. could happen