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A quick, heartfelt "Thank You" to the New Orleans Saints

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Two straight weeks, the panthers will have faced teams feeling pretty good about their respective offenses, thanks to the saints' revolutionary "bend and break, then bend and break some more" defense. 

Skillfully crafted by a bearded blob of stale vanilla pudding named Rob Ryan, this revolutionary defensive scheme hinges on letting the opposing team score as quickly as possible so the team can maximize the amount of passing stats Drew Brees can amass.  Those stats are what it's all about.

Anyway, the Titans put up 34 points on you guys in a win, so thank you for that.  They were feeling pretty good about themselves, coming home to face a real NFC South opponent and got punched in the mouth.

Now this week, you have played the Redskins, who put up 47 points on you.  Wow, Saints fans!  I knew that you normally enjoy letting cousins violate you down in Louisiana, but Kirk passed through your defense faster than creole food passes through SCP's lower intestinal tract.  That's fast. 

Kirk Cousins is likely to come into BoA stadium thinking life is pretty easy, only to freefall back to earth once again.  You like that?  You like that?

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1 minute ago, Cary Kollins said:

No wonder people look at message boards as the lowest common denominator of sports talk.

 

*we are different though....right?

If we were in their shoes, and our team had to go on the road to play an undefeated team......    more than half of our posters would predict us to lose....and rightfully so.

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