sooo where is SCP's smack thread?

[PhillyB]

@SCP don't fug with the juice man. these things must get exhausting to churn out every week but homefield advantage is on the line. we need four more of these bad boys out of you and then you're off the hook til september.

 

[PanthersGOATFan336]

Must still be stuck on the toilet 

[GRWatcher]

@SCP ! SCP! SCP! SCP! SCP! SCP!

 

SQUAT if you have to!! There's even video to help .........................

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/08/toilet-squat-video_n_7511706.html

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Sitting creates a difficult angle for your waste to travel through, because the puborectalis muscle chokes the rectum, the video says. That apparently makes you strain and increases pressure on your abdomen.

 

Squatting is the more natural position, and the stopwatch proves it, too, according to the clip. Business Insider cited a 2003 Israeli study in which squatters evacuated their bowels in 51 seconds, while those who sat on a high toilet did it in 130 seconds.

 

[RoaringRiot]

SCP is like J-Stew to me......give the man a rest this week and have him ready for the playoffs.

And shame on you @PhillyB for saying we won't need him until September. I'm going to let that slide. 

[PhillyB]

5 minutes ago, RoaringRiot said:

SCP is like J-Stew to me......give the man a rest this week and have him ready for the playoffs.

And shame on you @PhillyB for saying we won't need him until September. I'm going to let that slide. 

 

23 minutes ago, PhillyB said:

we need four more of these bad boys out of you and then you're off the hook til september.

 

 

i think i did the math right ;)

[RoaringRiot]

Just now, PhillyB said:

 

 

i think i did the math right ;)

Oh I'm the a-hole and missed that part. It must be this cough medicine I've been sipping on all night. Damn syzup is delicious....

[Kevin Greene]

SCP's weekly, like a good dump will come in due time.

He may be bound up this week and then pour a massive statue for the Divisionals.

[lightsout]

Didn't last week's SCP smack thread lack the smack in favor of something different?


If so.....SCP.....you know what you must do....

[jackson113]

What no car reference, what outdatedf car does Bucs fans drive?

 

[Daddy_Uncle]

I think his Tampa smack thread earlier in the season was so legendary it covers both games

[Kevin Greene]

Didn't SCP mention he was on vacation?

Get a grip people.

[uncfan888]

Just talked to SCP.  He said to say..  

Tampa.  MRSA. Pirates are a dumb mascot and those cannons are stupid

There's your smack, PhillyB 

[PhillyB]

24 minutes ago, Kevin Greene said:

Didn't SCP mention he was on vacation?

Get a grip people.

scp i threw the snorkeling gear in the closet and wrote some bullshit about the panthers with star wars references while i was on vacation. throw your kids a deck of skip bo cards and tell them to entertain themselves while you take care of your real priorities and entertain us 

[Kevin Greene]

12 minutes ago, PhillyB said:

scp i threw the snorkeling gear in the closet and wrote some bullshit about the panthers with star wars references while i was on vacation. throw your kids a deck of skip bo cards and tell them to entertain themselves while you take care of your real priorities and entertain us 

I am confident you are capable of ghost writing SCP a scathing Tampa Bay ballock bashing.