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Nude Sunbather On Singapore Beach Injured After Crab Mistakes Her Vagina For Oyster

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http://www.sundayregister.com/nude-sunbather-singapore-beach-injured-crab-mistakes-vagina-oyster/

"The girls told reporters that they were worried that the crab's pincers could have contained poison, so they took turns to suck out the venom from the wound. "We weren't sure if that type of crab is poisonous, but just to be on the safe side we thought we'd better clean the wound"

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the difference between men and women

Two friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming, "A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS!". 

The other friend said, "don't worry, I am going to town to find a doctor, I will be right back!". 

So he goes to town, and finally finds a doctor. "Doctor!! My friend just got bit by a snake!!!" the friend says. 

"It's ok", the doctor says, "all you have to do is suck the poison out.". 
The friend says thank you, and runs back to the camp site. The injured friends asks, "WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY?" 

The other friend replies, "doctor said you gonna die!"

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