Patriots week: Dunkin Donuts biscuits are ass water

[28-3]

As a Shawshank Redemption fan that part and the part about finger banging Camaro haircut girls in their Pacers were glorious. Are you the equivalent of the messageboard coach that has people ready to run through a wall? 

[Jeremy Igo]

16 minutes ago, 28-3 said:

Are you the equivalent of the messageboard coach that has people ready to run through a wall? 

Only if that coach has a 12 inch cock and pooping skills that go unchallenged by man nor beast. 

[philit99]

It moved again!

[Jon Snow]

3 hours ago, RoaringRiot said:

Got damn @SCP is a gift to all Panthers fans

He should be the Panthers beat writer.  Could you imagine him interviewing Shula and Hurney?  I would pay good money to see that.

[ecu88]

@SCP thread 

Clicks da threadz

We back in the game now NFL 

 

[manu4t]

Hot diggity shitnuts I have missed the weekly SCP posts. Thank you and your magnificently sadistic comedic genius.

[SCP]

Now that our office remodel is done the helmet will be back where it belongs in the morning as well. Suck it Pats.

[Jon Snow]

4 minutes ago, SCP said:

Now that our office remodel is done the helmet will be back where it belongs in the morning as well. Suck it Pats.

This team needs all the help it can get.

[panthers_fan_in_tx]

I bought a subscription just for this.  

[Chaos]

18 minutes ago, SCP said:

Now that our office remodel is done the helmet will be back where it belongs in the morning as well. Suck it Pats.

Sweet Mary and Joseph!  Have some camo cargos on me, and a sixer of your favorite IPA

[ecu88]

19 minutes ago, SCP said:

Now that our office remodel is done the helmet will be back where it belongs in the morning as well. Suck it Pats.

Good thing you put it back where it belongs!

 

[TheMaulClaw]

21 hours ago, SCP said:

 

Yes the Patriots have 5 Super Bowls and we have none but who’s counting?  Yes they are coached by a man that many feel is the GOAT.  I mean the son of a bitch wore a sweatshirt with the neck and sleeves cut off over a god damned button down at his presser today.  If that is not some damn boss sh*t I don’t know what is.  But with all that in mind, there is a chink in his armor.  The dude drives a Subaru Outback mini-station wagon to work every day. 

 

Driving a 2004 Subaru mini-wagon to work is a sign of a guy that fears for his safety.  Everyone knows that Subaru’s are a safe damn vehicle.  Bill is scared.  He is scared of sliding off the road and crashing into a river.  A river that might have a gambling boat.  That boat has a windshield that transitions from clear to tinted when it goes from overcast to sunny conditions.  That boat, let’s call it a River Boat, haunts Bill in his dreams because Bill has never beaten the river boat.  He knows that Kuechly broke up that pass to Gronk cleanly.  He knows in his heart of hearts that if his Subaru were to slide of off a bridge and collide with the river boat the Subaru would explode and burst into a ball of flames then sink to the bottom of the river where he would succumb to the Giardia parasite (google that poo) and sh*t his brains out for the next month.  It’s simple; guys that want to win football games don’t drive a 2004 Subaru Outback Coup.  This is a fact, all of their victories and Super Bowl titles are meaningless.

 

 

Panthers 27

Patriots 23

this is great because I work at Subaru.

[GRWatcher]

[jfra78]

Krispy Kreme > Dunkin Donuts

Krispy Kreme 28

Dunkin Donuts 24