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Friday's Undisputed Cold Hard Facts


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Just some simple facts for you as you head into the weekend. 

Kyle Allen

Career record:  Undefeated.  Can you do better than undefeated?  No, but you can do worse.  You can have a record of zero wins like that dude in Arizona.  Ya'll know him.  Same dude that got beat out of a job at Texas A&M. 

Career QBR:  96.4  Tom Brady's best cherry picked season was only 88.5.  Allen is only 3.6 points away from essentially being a create your own player in Madden. 

Career QB rating: 113.1  So yeah, basically on par with Patrick Mahomes' but without all the press. 

INTs: uh, he don't throw INTs.  Zero.  Only stat you can count is TDs thrown

Rushing:  Averages a TD every 5th rushing attempt.  On pace to shatter all Cam's historical records. 

Postgame Outfit Drip Rating:  Pretty freaking sure that looks like a dude that has on cargo shorts behind that podium.  So we will give him a Cargo Short Swag rating of 100 even though it isn't confirmed.  A fancy scarf and hat can't even get you that high of a score. 

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Have a nice weekend.  Go Panthers. 

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