So cow tipping isn't real

[Happy Panther]

Wiki says cow tipping doesn't exist.

 

Anyone want to refute this?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tipping

 

[Ja Rhule]

I tho this thread was about... Nvm...

[Big A]

I personally did this in Costa Rica with a friend. The part most people don't mention is that they don't just lay there when they fall over, the jump up and try to kill you. My friend had like bruised ribs from being pushed into the fence before he made it over. My friend that lived there said she might have had a little baby around to react so overly aggressive. Anyway it was really dark, so whether it was sleeping or awake and chillin, I can't say.

[PhillyB]

I personally did this in Costa Rica with a friend. The part most people don't mention is that they don't just lay there when they fall over, the jump up and try to kill you. My friend had like bruised ribs from being pushed into the fence before he made it over. My friend that lived there said she might have had a little baby around to react so overly aggressive. Anyway it was really dark, so whether it was sleeping or awake and chillin, I can't say.

 

dont lie you tried to eat it while it was laying on the ground and it got mad

[toldozer]

I personally did this in Costa Rica with a friend. The part most people don't mention is that they don't just lay there when they fall over, the jump up and try to kill you. My friend had like bruised ribs from being pushed into the fence before he made it over. My friend that lived there said she might have had a little baby around to react so overly aggressive. Anyway it was really dark, so whether it was sleeping or awake and chillin, I can't say.

This story makes me assume Alice out ran someone. Which is a flat out lie. That or said cow assumed Alice was a fellow cow. Option B is the only way I believe this story.

[Jakob]

I thought this was a thread about fat chicks

[toldozer]

Well it does involve alice

[Big A]

Strange, there was a story about this two days ago!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/10/cow-tipping-real-prank_n_3897303.html

Is cow-tipping possible? Research from the University of British Columbia suggests that the idea of knocking over a standing cow during its slumber just doesn't stand up.

For one thing, cows do not sleep standing up. What's more, simple physics suggests the force of a single person is hardly enough to cause a standing cow to topple over.

“Two could do it in theory,” Dr. Margo Lillie, a zoology professor at the university, told Modern Farmer. “But it’s not going to be easy, and as soon as the cow responds by bracing herself or leaning into you — which she will do — it will be even harder.”

So, how much brawn would it take to tip a bovine?

[Davidson Deac II]

How much should I tip a cow?  Is 15% sufficient?

[Anybodyhome]

The stack of singles I carry into a tittay bar is not prejudiced... I'll tip any of the girls, regardless of size.

[sunbunny]

We're going snipe hunting tonight. Anyone want to come?

 

 

 

[Anybodyhome]

How much should I tip a cow?  Is 15% sufficient?

 

Breakfast & lunch, sure. Dinner should be 20% or better....

 

[Jackofalltrades]

Yeah, you run into them with all you have but they don't budge.

[Inimicus]

We're going snipe hunting tonight. Anyone want to come?

 

^^This^^

 

The only "cow tipping" that I was ever associated with was to lure some dipshit into running into a cow to piss it off so we could all laugh at him as he tried to get away from an irritated 3/4 ton animal.