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I met a stripper on Friday ...


E CaT PanTHer

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I was married to a stripper.

Run the fug away as fast as you can.

I'm serious. And aren't you from like San Jose? Stay away from them broads man. Go fug a naive San Jose state girl or two and move forward.

I used to bang a girl in San Jose... she's smoking hot half Peruvian and a total *****.

They're really not hard to find in CA. 

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I haven't been single in a long time....but I will try out this new move out called the "forehead kiss" on my wife tonight and see what happens. My guess is she will just go to sleep if that is what I am bringing to the party.

Oh, yeah and move on. Even if she wasn't a stripper and was normal....you blew it. The snuggle for 10 second and then I gotta go move ended it. No chance after that. Could of just waited and gone for round 2.

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