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Ways to enjoy this season...

Khaki Lackey

By Khaki Lackey,
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Well, this season is officially spiraling down the toilet. You're probably asking yourself, "how can I possibly have a good time watching the remainder of these embarrassing beat downs?" Here are a few suggestions: (best done at BOA but can be done at home or at a sports bar)

Wear a 59 jersey, tackle people you see in opponents jerseys and have a group of friends scream, "Luuuuuuuuke!"

Wear a 77 jersey and a sombrero, when Bell's man breezes by him, yell "ole!!!"

(You'll probably get hoarse, bring some Ricola®)

Drink every time Cam is sacked (make sure you have a DD, obviously)

Wear the opposing team's jersey

In the name of levity, I would love to hear some of your suggestions. At least take the brief time to tell Uncle Khaki that his thread is "dildos."

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Honestly when the Panthers suck, while I do watch all the games and root for the Panthers all the way, I focus a little bit more on the team I was a fan of before the Panthers existed. Fortunately for me this year that's the Lions.

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- Every time you see a douche at BofA in a jersey of a team not playing, take a picture and call him out. (This activity will end up taking up a majority of your time because BofA sucks and is full of these idiots)

-there should be a stickied thread for the above activity

- Start a "Fook me? No Foucault!" chant on 4th down

- every time Harper gets burnt pull your pants up to your neck and yell "I gat ta pahk the cah!!"

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