Seahawks DE Bennett on the Carolina Panthers

[SgtJoo]

Seahawks DE Bennett on the Carolina Panthers....

“It’s so much alike, man. It’s like you look at a girl who looks like you, and you find out it’s your cousin, so you can’t go on a date with her even though you’d like to, because she looks like you. But then you see her friend, and her friend’s really hot, and you’re like, ‘that’s not my cousin,’ so it’s good.”

[Dex]

Am I drunk?

[Beast Mode]

Michael Bennett is the BEST interview. 

 

His brother Martellus is just as hilarious.  

[CatMan72]

WTF? 

[O-Ther]

Whoa brah reel it back in ya lost me

[Vampire the buffet slayer]

Did he call us a girl?

[Chaos]

Did he call us a girl?

 

I think that was a cleverly-masked southern inbred jab

[Sean Payton's Vicodin]

[Kuech the Sneak]

What did I just read

[La Pantera]

he thinks we're hooot...

[Paa Langfart]

Just met a second cousing a few days ago who is hot hot and I want - shes only 30 years younger than me.

[Vampire the buffet slayer]

If we're a girl, were like Lorena Bobbitt.

Well cut your dick off, dude.

[t96]

Michael Bennett is the BEST interview. 

 

His brother Martellus is just as hilarious.  

 

You've clearly never heard 24 or 89.

[Dex]

Just met a second cousing a few days ago who is hot hot and I want - shes only 30 years younger than me.

You sick fug.