Jump to content

  • Welcome!

    Register and log in easily with Twitter or Google accounts!

    Or simply create a new Huddle account. 

    Members receive fewer ads , access our dark theme, and the ability to join the discussion!

     

Football vs. Vajayjay? For humor. Curmudgeons & stick-in-the-muds need not read.

top dawg

By top dawg,
in Carolina Panthers

Football or the P  

78 members have voted

  1. 1. For the rest of your lives, which do you choose?

    • Football (and our beloved Panthers)
      17
    • Vajayjay
      43
    • I am younger than 40 and I honestly can't answer that question
      12
    • I am older than 45 and I honestly can't answer that question
      3
    • I am 40-45 and leaning towards vajajay
      3
    • I am 40-45 and am leaning towards football
      3

Recommended Posts

top dawg Grand Master

top dawg

Posted
Posted

OK, OK, I am trying to keep it G-rated and lighthearted. This is really for the purposes of humor.  

 

I was lounging in bed the other morning---just kicking it on the Huddle---trying to read and listen to my wife in the background at the same time. As for listening to my wife, it was more like hearing noises. But it wasn't purposefully mind you, it was just like natural.  Well my wife said something that kind of got my attention. She said, "I was taking to (so-and-so) the other day, and I told her I couldn't honesty say that you would choose (vajayjay) over football.  She continued, "So would you choose (vajayjay) over football if you could only have one or the other for the rest of your life?"  I laughed her off and told her to stop being silly, and told her that I refused to answer such a silly question.  But you know how in the movies that a couple is having a serious discussion in bed, then someone--usually the woman---rolls over and stares off into space in deep contemplation, well I did that (not really). :D

 

Now I gotta tell you, if this were 20 years ago I wouldn't even have given it a second thought.  I wasn't as hardcore of a football fan as I am now, the Panthers were just getting off the ground, and I was young and hungry.  Now, before someone starts joking, I am still in tip-top condition and fortunately don't have any problems at all, but literally thousands of times later, you just figure out that (vajayjay) isn't the end all in life.  Among a couple of other passions, the NFL is right there near the top of the list. Could I possibly be happy without the NFL for the rest of my life?  That would really take a huge chunk out of life's appreciation from where I am sitting. But...(vajayjay) is a powerful thing...maybe the only thing when you get right down to it. :lol:  

 

Now I don't blame all you young bucks for thinking that this mid-forty year old is crazy for even proposing such a question. I really don't necessarily think that younger men can even necessarily identify with such a thought, and Lord forbid that a teen would choose football over a piece, but suffice it to say that thank goodness that men can have both in their lives (or the human race as we know it might end). :)

 

Edit:  For the rest of your life, people

Link to comment
Share on other sites
top dawg Grand Master

top dawg

Posted
  • Author
Posted

Depends on the Vajayjay.  Quality Vajayay like Panthers football.  Vajayay

Mediocre Vajayay like the Ravens maybe

Sinky Vajayay like the Saints. Football

 

You literally had me in tears.  I think that you're downplaying the quality of the Ravens vajayjay though.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Cyberjag Newbie

Cyberjag

Posted
Posted

Alright who's the er "guy"that picked football?

 

Dude, at my age it's asking me if I want 10 minutes of fun one day a week if I'm lucky, or hours of entertainment on Friday night, all weekend long, and on Monday night too.  And just TRY to have a beer while you enjoy the vajayjay.  Not in my house, buddy!  And have you ever heard of tailgating for married sex? 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Go to topic listing

  • PMH4OWPW7JD2TDGWZKTOYL2T3E.jpg

  • Topics

  • Posts

    • TD alt
      Panthers Blueprint: Draft

      By TD alt · Posted

      Two things: 1. Dr. Eric Eager is central to the draft process 2. I know that it was edited, but we didn't hear "Thieneman" one time, not even before the Vikings pick.
    • mrcompletely11
      Panthers Blueprint: Draft

      By mrcompletely11 · Posted

      Why would he sign here as a guard when surely someone would sign him as a tackle?  Assuming he is healthy
    • Panthers Fan 69
       Carolina Hurricanes vs.Vegas Golden Knights  (Stanley Cup Final Game 1) | ESPN on ABC Tuesday, June 2 | 8:00 PM

      By Panthers Fan 69 · Posted

      Went back to watching the highlights. With a sober mind haha. Here is what I saw.    freddie needs to make 1 of those but the rest aren’t on him.    Slavin was BBBBAAAD again last night. Not sure what is going on with these game one Slavin gafs.    miller was ok but had his worst game in the playoffs so far.    nikishin was no good. His his awful turnover led to the first goal at the end of the first period that just can’t happen. ghost was beat like a drum multiple times last night, including the go-ahead goal at the end jarivs wont shoot. He is either hurt or he is struggling mentally and I think it could be a combination of both. He passed up a wide open net on the power-play only to pass it to no one and cleared it himself.     Svech played well. He is getting zero help on that line.    aho. Worst game as a pro. I mean that. He won’t shoot it, passes go to no one and turns it over repeatedly.  He did exactly what they did against Montreal game one when Miller had a turnover. Aho left his man to go help and left the golden Knight player wide open in front of Freddie.  If I was Rod, you Tell Aho when that thing hits your stick you fire it  someone needs to sit him down just him in a room and ask what’s going on. He seems soft, timid and has zero fire.   canes could have won that game   There isn’t a gap between these two teams  they are dead even   Carter Hart’s gonna get lit up in this series. We can beat that guy. the consensus last night was our defense played horrible and our stars won’t score.  clean the defense up. Tell the top line to shoot it everything and we’ll win tomorrow night.   Possibly convincingly.   
×
×
  • Create New...