What first?

[MichaelNewtonII]

Idk how this came about but during a conversation a controversial topic came up. A guy said something about showering then taking a poo, mind you he said this as if perfectly normal and like nothing was wrong with this... sound a little weird? I think it should.. WHO IN THE fug TAKES A SHOWER, THEN TAKES A poo AFTER!!!? Doesn't that kind of ruin the purpose of washing your ass in the shower if you're gonna take a poo immediately after? PSA: GO POOP BEFORE SHOWERING. NOT AFTER.

[Squirrel]

Always hate taking a shower then 30 minutes later having to poo. Like you said defeats the purpose.

[Guest]

There is a particular order that should be followed or else your day will suck:

 

Sh!t

Shower

Shave

 

[Chimera]

There have been a few times when I've had to go less than 10 minutes after getting out of the shower. I *really* hate that feeling.

 

Also, folks, I don't know how to put this lightly... your junk should be the cleanest part of your body. Why do you wait until AFTER you've gone to piss to wash your hands? You should also wash your hands before touching your junk.

[SmokinwithWilly]

Sometimes a really hot shower just helps things move along. Absolutely hate it after. That said, if the urge hits me halfway through a shower, then gotta take care of business.

[hepcat]

I have actually started taking a shower, realized I had to poop, gotten out of the shower, dried off a bit, pooped, then got back in the shower.

[SCP]

That's why some genius invented baby wipes.

[SCP]

It's a shower in a handy pop top recyclable plastic container.

[cookinbrak]

I have come to the realization that I have learned far too much about other peoples defecatory matters. Gonna go chug some bleach.

[pantherclaw]

Many people won't feel the need to poop until they have actually been moving around long enough to spark the begining of their bowel movements.

Like SCP said, moist wipes, for the win.

[Hawk]

There is a particular order that should be followed or else your day will suck:

 

Sh!t

Shower

Shave

 

I have to poo

shave

then shower.

[Jeremy Igo]

Finally an offseason thread worthy of discussion.

Showing before a poop is an all out rookie move.

[cookinwithgas]

Many people won't feel the need to poop until they have actually been moving around long enough to spark the begining of their bowel movements.

Like SCP said, moist wipes, for the win.

Me unfortunately.

[Pejorative Miscreant]

If someone has trouble with the triple S sequence then they should consider having a cup of coffee (caffeine) prior to commencing the process.  This usually helps to grease the pipes.