Cam Newton Agrees to 5 year contract extension worth 103 million.

[2jakefansinva]

just a quality GM doing his frecking job.............you rock Dave!

I have all faith that this contract will be good too Cam and the organization.

[PantherRN]

[vorbis]

If I can pontificate a bit, for your education, one of the rules of the Internet is "There are no girls on the Internet". This rule does not mean what you think it means.

 

In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to #$%$ you, so they pay attention to you and pretend what you have to say is interesting, or that you are smart or clever. On the Internet, we don't have the chance to #$%$ you. This means that the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my #$%$ in you.

 

When you make a post like, "hurr durr, I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the Internet.

 

The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the internet, is to post your #$%$. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.

 

TL/DR: #$%$ or GTFO

​what is this garbage

[Mistuh Jones]

Been wanting to woot woot that since 40 year old virgin lol

[SCP]

FUG YESSSSS!!!!!!

[ed bell]

Yes.... Yes... Yes.... Yes 

Except for the part earlier where people were so foolishly saying it would be fine if 100 million was guaranteed.... That was simply epic foolishness.... I wrote those names down. I'm bringing that poo back up when I see an opportunity. 

[joeyxfresco]

I'm terrible with cap space buy if there's not guaranteed money there's less of a cap hit right?

[teeray]

This GIF although used all the time, when properly used never fails to make me laugh out loud and never fails to receive my pie

[B.BERSIN]

Yes.... Yes... Yes.... Yes 

Except for the part earlier where people were so foolishly saying it would be fine if 100 million was guaranteed.... That was simply epic foolishness.... I wrote those names down. I'm bringing that poo back up when I see an opportunity. 

​May I copy those names?

[Mr Mojo Risin]

This thread disappointed me

[RelaxImaPro]

This GIF although used all the time, when properly used never fails to make me laugh out loud and never fails to receive my pie

Haha ​I think that was the first time I've ever actually used it.  It just felt appropriate for the situation.

The classics never get old.

[Carl Spackler]

And now we play the waiting game

[PantherPride5]

fug yes

[fjblair]

15mil per year 35 guarantee,

 

   yep that's what it should be