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When The Taint's Geaux Marching Out

Jakob

By Jakob,
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With a big fuging loss.

It's almost 5 am and about to settle in for some sleep before we send the Taints to hell, but first I must say....stuff. You might be asking yourself, is he drunk? Well you'd be correct, because I needed to after a week of reading the SaintsReport. Your second question might be... Well.. I  just forgot what I was about to say, but I'm pretty sure it was going to be epic. The amount of beers I've had are in the high teens, which is also around the IQ of the average Saints person fan thingy thing. 

Now we need to cover so basic facts and questions.

#1 Was it SCP that left the skid mark on Drew Brees's face?

#2 The current over/under is that Sean Payton will take 10 Vicodin before the game. I'm taking the over.

#3 Is it okay that Luke McCown brother is also his father?

#4 How many times will Muke LcCown be picked off by Nosh Jorman?

#5 It's factual that we will win by 17+ points.

 

I've recently learned how to keep a Saints fan from masturbating. All you have to do is paint his dick Panthers black and blue and he won't beat it for years I saw a Saints fan they other day with half a brain. They called him gifted. Saints fans are actually related to the modern beer bottle because they're both empty from the neck up.  I tried going to the Saints official website for more joke material, but they could string three w's together. 

 

I'm going to bed. fug the Saints.

 

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